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Climate Change

Its too hot, must be due to climate change
Its too cold, must be due to climate change
There is a flood, must be due to climate change
There is a drought, must be due to climate change
There is a fire, must be due to climate change
I woke up in a bad mood, must be due to climate change
by Itsjustmenow May 20, 2025
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Bathroom Lane Change

When you go into a bathroom to take a leak and all the sudden you have to take a shit and move from the urinal to a stall.
Man, yesterday I was at the urinal taking a piss and my stomach got all tore up and I had to take a shit . I had to zip up and hit the stall.

Oh, so you did a bathroom lane change.
by joemanshowman March 4, 2018
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Change your Shocks

To give a blowjob from soft to hard to finish and back to soft.
This girl just gave me a blowjob from soft to hard to finish and back to soft, she said it's called Change your Shocks
by ParkyP April 30, 2019
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Oil change

The act of chugging water while urinating. Typically in the middle of the night after a long day of drinking too much.
I drank so much yesterday, but I’m not hungover. Probably because I did 3 oil changes in the middle of the night.
by Truco20 December 15, 2023
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Change my shirt

When you need an excuse to leave the room to pop the weasel you can indicate that your shirt is dirty and needs to be changed. Hence, "I need to Change My Shirt." They'll never know.
by Eat Wild November 16, 2023
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