Seasoned Salt Challenge

The goal of the Seasoned Salt Challenge is to snort a tablespoon of seasoned salt faster than your opponent can shotgun a Coors Light. Ultimately, you cannot win this challenge. It is the equivalent to spraying mace up your nose for 10 seconds. The spices in the seasoning will destroy your nasal cavity, causing your eyes to force themselves shut (aside from a torrent of tears escaping) and your face to feel like someone dumped an entire colony of African Fire Ants onto it. You are guaranteed to cry for 20 minutes and sneeze for the next 2 hours. The after effects of this challenge are still felt days later. It is said to be one of the most unnatural highs a human should never experience.

Bonus points are awarded for having sex with someone the same night you complete the Seasoned Salt Challenge.

"Hey man, did you see Nick snort that tablespoon of seasoned salt?"

"Yes! I can't believe he did that. The best part is, no one told him to snort it. He did it of his own free will."

"He must like to party, I've never seen someone do the Seasoned Salt Challenge, I thought it was a myth!"

by tdsteveaustin May 10, 2010

age calling

(v.) The already outdated internet practise of attempting to belittle someone by asserting that they are younger than you. Typically, the age stated is 1-3 years younger than the age of the caller him/herself (more often than not, it is just oen year younger than the caller). This is a last ditch attempt by this person to sound mature. This tactic is often employed when the calling party knows they cannot assert themselves with some authority other than presenting false credentials of thier opponent, and the younger the person (common users are in thier early-mid teens, sometimes late teens) the more readily used the act. When thier ASSumptions are proved incorrect, however the response will automatically be 'I would never have guessed that'. The users of this tactic also favour political correctness, vague assumptions, pseudo-intellectualism, constant small insults throughout thier talk, a general feel of hatred towards thier adversary and getting upset very easily.

"Whats wrong with being gay?
Do I have to enlighten another fat, white, ignorant, racist, sexist, homophobic, American 12 year old?"

--Definition of gumba gumba by '50 cent'


"n.) Someone who thinks responding once to an unnecessary flame is quite enough, and will no longer waste his time on silly internet beefs with children who have nothing better to do than reread their own urban dictionary definition to see who's flamed them recently.Have fun with your flames, little girl/boy, since I will no longer be concerning myself with 'em. Toodles!"

--definition of neilmiser by 'neilmiser'


"A person who is easily flamed. Regretably, I feel, since I have just looked up some of his definitions and various other submissions, and it's clear he or she is, at most 13 years old."

--definition of kung-fu jesus by neilmiser.

by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004

The Challenge

A variation of "the game" in which the point is NOT to remind people of the challenge, because if you remind someone of the challenge, they are allowed to punch you once in the arm.
the rules of the Challenge are as follow:
1) you can only punch the person who reminded you of the challenge in the arm, no one else
2) if someone directly refers to the challenge, and it reminds you, you may punch that person twice
3) you only have to tell the person you punch that they reminded you of the challenge, unlike "the game" where you have to admit it out loud
4) if you remember the challenge without being reminded, you must punch a wall
5) after being reminded of the challenge you have a one hour grace period in which you cannot be reminded of the challenge, you may not punch people as part of the challenge during this time.
etiquette:
please apologize for punching someone after you do, then explain to them it was because of the challenge.

guy 1: ninja gaiden 2 is so challenging

guy 2 punches guy 1

guy 2:sorry, you reminded me of the challenge

by Ian Marvin :: Jacob Denver February 3, 2009

senior challenge

1. to have sex with 2 girls in each grade during your senior year of highschool

2. to drink 30 beers and 18 shots, smoke 2 grams of weed, eat 2 large pizzas, then solve a jigsaw puzzle. this challenge is made for teams of 4-5.

1. damn that nigga tyrone just finished his senior challenge with sarah the freshman!

2. i puked 30 times during the senior challenge at matts rager.

by assandsometiits November 27, 2011

Slice of Bread Challenge

Eating challenge where you have to eat a slice of white bread in under 45 seconds with no drink to help. Harder than it sounds, because it dries your mouth pretty quick. Not as bad as the cinnamon challenge. I expected it to be a breeze, but it was harder than I thought. Managed to get it in about 24 seconds though.

Lets do the Slice of Bread Challenge

by Dat_Arizona_Tea September 21, 2012

internet challenge

An internet challenge is basically what happens when one thing gets popular and thousands of people try to desperately recreate it for views.

That man seemed very desperate for views. He must have been participating in an Internet Challenge

by thetruestdude April 8, 2017

The Chipotle Challenge

The highest personal achievement any human can accomplish. You must eat 4 chipotle burritos, 2 chicken and 2 steak. You have 25 minutes to finish eating, while allowed to drink any beverages necessary. Immediately after the final burrito is finished the competitor has to run a mile. This mile must be completed in under 7 and a half minutes. After the mile is completed the competitor must not throw up for 2 hours, however if vomit occurs he/she can still eat their throw up to maintain eligibility.

Mike: "You just ran your mile in 7:21, don't throw up now."
Kevin: "Too much food"
Mike: "Be a man, the chipotle challenge is the most impressive accomplishment in the world."
Kevin: "Owwwww"

by TommyMcgee April 19, 2009