Candy Striper

While during a hand job the girl scratches you dick in a spiral pattern leavening it to resemble a candy cane.

I got a hand job from a candy striper last night so i tony shalhoubed it to make it feel better.

by conversationpiece January 1, 2010

Man Candy

A dude who often times walks like a gay man with his arms swinging at his sides. Known to dance sporadically in the hallways.

Man candy is so totally flaming!

Yeah, but I still love him.

by Antitdisestablishmentarianism April 18, 2009

Free Candy

It's a reference to "a running joke at The Pensblog is that they think that Brooks Orpik looks like a child molester and they call him the candy man and throw his picture up inside of a van with 'free candy' on the side. Don't get it twisted.

That Brooks Orpik looks like a pedophile. He likes little kids units and hands out free candy as he asks them to come into his basement. He's also slow as a snail.

by RogueStatus79 June 15, 2009

candy flip

Being under the influence of ecstasy and shrooms/lsd at the same time.

Man, I was candy flippin last night and I humped my sofa.

by chillinthamost July 15, 2008

candy bar

an old wrinkley penis

chris has a candy bar.

by tom tims February 1, 2004

hand candy

Female breasts. The feeling of them in your hands is indescribable.

<Brill> Oh my gosh, look at those women! Boy howdy, they are corkers!
<Jazz> Oh god DAMN, you are right! Such fine hinders, and look at them gams! And the hand candy on the one in the blue is driving me krazy!!

by SeanG July 29, 2007

Candy Ninja

when you stick some form of candy into your anus then sneak up on your mate and put the candy in their mouth then have sexual intercourse from behind

Guy1: i gave my girl a candy ninja the other night
Guy2: what you use
Guy1: a jolly rancher those are her favorites.....but it took a while to get out

by Candy Ninja January 30, 2010