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Scotch egg breakfast

Placing your penis in the mouth of your lover upside down so your balls land in their eyes.
I gave our lass a right good scotch egg breakfast this morning.
by Single handed sailor April 19, 2010
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Breakenstein

I device used to smoke marijuana that has been broken and repaired numerous times, usually resulting in a deformed yet functional piece.
This piece has been broken so many times, we should call it Breakenstein.
by Noj-noj January 13, 2009
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freakfest

A party or gathering of very strange people or people doing strange things
That party you invited me to last night turned out to be a total freakfest
by JRocks October 21, 2013
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breastest

How bout' it there breastest?
by Bresto September 3, 2016
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champagne breakfast

When you are sleeping somewhere other than at your house, a champagne breakfast is the act of urinating in a woman's mouth when she is asleep. If you miss her mouth, the act is a golden shower Of course, you wouldn't want to do this at your house, because you don't want to piss on your own bed.
Last weekend, I picked up a chick at the bar and took her over to my buddy's house and we hooked up. In the morning, I woke up first and she was sleeping with her mouth open. So, I gave her a champagne breakfast.
by Brian Lyons December 3, 2007
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Breakfast

1. period of the day that includes Special K.

2. Meadow's favorite part of the day, because she loves staring at the back of Special K's "box".
Y: Now it's time for BREAKFAST!
M: I've been waiting all day for this!
Y: I know. You've been telling me all day.
M: oops.
Y: Dork.
by luvinmesumspecialK March 31, 2009
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Scandinavian Breakfast

It's when you make a bacon, ham, and cheese sandwich on french bread, shove it in a girl's pussy, fuck her until you cum inside her, remove and plate the sandwich and proceed to watch her enjoy her "Scandinavian breakfast."
Bill: "Did you take Lisa home last night?"
Joe: "Totally dude! She finished a whole Scandinavian Breakfast!"
by UrbanCowboy2920 August 25, 2011
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