Boston carpet

Drink a bunch of Samuel Adams and fuck a girl with a prickly set of pubes and receive rug burn from fucking her so hard and long khed. While playing sweet Caroline and saying the British are coming while watching the red Sox, in the cheers bathroom, while mentally at beantown pub?!?!

I was out in Boston one night and met a wicket sweet gal khed, the night ended with a Boston carpet another Sam Adams.

by Beantownbitch April 22, 2024

Tallahassee Boston Cream

The act of pooping and hollowing out the poop. After doing this a man ejaculates into the hollowed out poop, filling it up all the way. The man closes up the poop and freezes it. A few hours later the man will put the poop inside of a woman's vagina until it gets soft and warm (like a cookie). The couple will then slice open the poop, let the cum ooze out and (if they feel like it) eat it, dipping the poop in the cum.

Boy: "Hi Cindy, what're you doing on Friday night?"
Girl: "Not much. What are you doing?"
Boy: "Not sure. I might just stay home and masturbate."
Girl: "Well if you're in the mood, wanna come over and make a Tallahassee Boston Cream with me?"
Boy: "Hell yeah! I've always wanted to try one of those, I hear they're really good!"

by WackyWaffleWonder May 26, 2018

Boston Pop Socket

When a male repeatedly inserts and removes his penis from a woman's anus to the point where the outer part of the rectum has folded and extended to the outside part of the asshole.

Dude, I gave my gf one of those Boston Pop Sockets she's always been asking for last night.

by SlickMik11 February 7, 2019

Boston

He is the playboy type he will break your heart in fuckin pieces he well only hit you up at a time when he wanna come over to play with your feelings and he will only ask for head so ya fuck his dirty ass FUCK YOU BOSTON!!!

BOSTON: hey let me come over and give me slop

Girl: why is that all you want ??

BOSTON: never mind im not coming over

Girl: k. whatever

by Azria March 29, 2020

Boston Cream

When you cum in a someone's ass or vagina and then you diarrhea shit on their pubic bone creating a cream filling and a chocolate coating similar to a Boston Cream donut

"Yo, your mom is an absolute freak, she let me give her the good ol Boston Cream last night 😏”

by Naked Cowboy at Ram Ranch June 29, 2024

Boston Chamberlain

Is a handsome boy who every girl loves. But is a short king but will turn out 6.5ft

Boston Chamberlain is so cute

by Ethan. W August 9, 2023

Boston

We're elitist, yet somehow dirty.

We're progressive, yet somehow prejudiced.

We're full of history, and we're full of shit.

We are 50 shades of ugly.

We are cold as ice.

We are alcoholics in denial.

We are smarter than you.

We hate you all.

We are Boston.

"Boston Strong!"

"Shut up."

by CurrantResident May 18, 2018