The Boston-Providence Theory states that there is nothing in Rhode Island that is better than anything in Massachusetts. Rhode Island was created in 1765 when Jonathan Williams, a prominent cartographer, sneezed while drawing Massachusetts. The most persuading data to back up the Boston-Providence Theory is as follows:
1. Boston > Providence. Boston has better people, bars, beer, accents, businesses, neighborhoods, rivers and schools.
2. Harvard > Brown. Brown is the illegitimate step-child of the Ivy League. Harvard is the best college in the country.
3. Cape Cod > Newport. Newport is tiny and as aside from a very nice section near the water, is an appalling ghetto. Cape Cod's gorgeous beaches and dunes are world famous.
4. Whitey Bulger > Buddy Cianci. Buddy Cianci got caught. Whitey's adventures spawned an Academy Award winning film.
5. Roxbury > Pawtucket. Because if we're talking ghettos, Roxbury will fuck you up.
6. Dunkin' Donuts > Dell's. Dell's is a lemonade stand on steroids. Dunkin' Donuts is a purveyor of the finest coffee in New England.
7. Red Sox > Providence Bruins. Have you even heard of the Providence Bruins? Their big brother plays in...Boston. The Red Sox are a New England institution
8. Children's > Hasbro. When your kid's got an earache, you go to Hasbro. He comes home with the flu. When your kid has cancer, you go to Children's. He comes home healthy.
9. Sam Adams > Narragansett Brewery. Sam Adams is an internationally acclaimed, ass-kicking beer. Narragansett beer is simply Narragansett Bay sludge colored to look like beer.
1. Boston > Providence. Boston has better people, bars, beer, accents, businesses, neighborhoods, rivers and schools.
2. Harvard > Brown. Brown is the illegitimate step-child of the Ivy League. Harvard is the best college in the country.
3. Cape Cod > Newport. Newport is tiny and as aside from a very nice section near the water, is an appalling ghetto. Cape Cod's gorgeous beaches and dunes are world famous.
4. Whitey Bulger > Buddy Cianci. Buddy Cianci got caught. Whitey's adventures spawned an Academy Award winning film.
5. Roxbury > Pawtucket. Because if we're talking ghettos, Roxbury will fuck you up.
6. Dunkin' Donuts > Dell's. Dell's is a lemonade stand on steroids. Dunkin' Donuts is a purveyor of the finest coffee in New England.
7. Red Sox > Providence Bruins. Have you even heard of the Providence Bruins? Their big brother plays in...Boston. The Red Sox are a New England institution
8. Children's > Hasbro. When your kid's got an earache, you go to Hasbro. He comes home with the flu. When your kid has cancer, you go to Children's. He comes home healthy.
9. Sam Adams > Narragansett Brewery. Sam Adams is an internationally acclaimed, ass-kicking beer. Narragansett beer is simply Narragansett Bay sludge colored to look like beer.
Guy 1: I don't really feel safe living in Providence.
Guy 2: Well according to the Boston-Providence Theory you abandon that hell-hole and move to paradise.
Guy 1: Good call. What part of Boston should I move to?
"After seeing the light, Max found the Red Sox, left Pawtucket and settled in Back Bay."
Guy 2: Well according to the Boston-Providence Theory you abandon that hell-hole and move to paradise.
Guy 1: Good call. What part of Boston should I move to?
"After seeing the light, Max found the Red Sox, left Pawtucket and settled in Back Bay."
by Jesus^2 January 2, 2008
Get the The Boston-Providence Theory mug.Know to Bostonians as 'Eastie.' A ghetto section of Boston. There are over "100 hardcore members of MS-13 in the neighborhood." For many decades, the Italian mafia ran shit around here. (They're still around) Today it is predominantly a Hispanic area. (Salvadorian, Columbian, Puerto Rican, Ecuadorian, etc) Although Italian and Polish people live there too. People from Eastie have a distinct Boston accent. (Some words they say may sound like more of a Rhode Island/New York accent.) Eastie can often be affiliated more with the north shore rather than the city of Boston. Even though the best views of downtown are in eastie, in front of the ghettoest projects in all of Boston - Maverick. People from here usually overuse words such as: fuck, yo, cunt, slut, whore, jerk off, etc. (people here usually have a truck drivers mouth and don't care if they offend you to your face.)
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A small town in Southern Virginia.
It's an odd mixture of ghetto, redneck, middle-class conservatism. The poverty level is through the roof and ignorance runs rampant. The only good thing is that the cost of living in extremely low, that's about it.
It's an odd mixture of ghetto, redneck, middle-class conservatism. The poverty level is through the roof and ignorance runs rampant. The only good thing is that the cost of living in extremely low, that's about it.
Scene in South Boston:
(Rafael)- Hello, good sir. How are you today?
(Billie)- Whachu want, faggot? Get cher Obama lovin' ass outta my sight!
Typical.
(Rafael)- Hello, good sir. How are you today?
(Billie)- Whachu want, faggot? Get cher Obama lovin' ass outta my sight!
Typical.
by That Guy 765 May 22, 2009
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Coxswain: We need to keep our stroke per minute at a 28, if we go at a 32 we will get flustered!
other boat: they're really going Boston Latin on that situation
Coxswain: We need to keep our stroke per minute at a 28, if we go at a 32 we will get flustered!
other boat: they're really going Boston Latin on that situation
by FLUSTERED!!! December 9, 2011
Get the going Boston Latin mug.Overall, its a great place. Eveerybody knows everybody and everybody pretty much calls u a friend. People down here are cool as hell. Those Northerners look down on us but we got something they don't have, and thats hospitality. Northerners wish they were like us, but too bad they ain't.
A person from South Boston, VA will hold a door open for you and say please, thank you, your welcome, sir and mam. I get here at college, these northerners don't wanna do that. They think they are better than us.
by Hatch December 28, 2005
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Get the The Boston mug.Sex position when you are engaging in a sexual act with a women over a pool. while penetrating a woman from behind while she is leaning over a pool. when you cum inside her, you push her into the pool resulting in the imitation of dunking a Boston cream doughnut into coffee.
Jimmy Call the Police, i just Boston creamed Julie and i don't think she can swim!!
Alex, why is Amanda in the pool naked? Because I just gave her the Boston cream!!! sweet ass man lol.
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Alex, why is Amanda in the pool naked? Because I just gave her the Boston cream!!! sweet ass man lol.
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