Mormon, book of Mormon

A stupid book written by a lying drug addict paedophile called Joseph Smith. Also known as the 'Book of Morons' after the morons who believe in it.

Shit, we've run out of toilet paper. Great, we finally have a use for the Book of Morons. Wipe the shit off your arse with that shit. Start with the chapter that contains the story about Brigham Young giving Joseph Smith a blow job. mormon, book of Mormon was written by a sexual pervert.

by Cynical bloke December 9, 2018

book

book: means cool as on a phone when you text on predictive text it come up with book instead of cool

oh my god that bike is well book

by celia kelly April 30, 2006

the book

the urban dictionary

I looked up FAT in the book, but I couldn't find it. Better add that word.

by Bungalow Bill November 24, 2001

The Book

A term refering to Facebook, the extremely popular social networking website.

Fred: Yo what are you up to this weekend?
Ed: Nothing, you?
Fred: I'm throwing a party at my crib, I'll hit you up on The Book.

by R-E February 27, 2009

Book

1. To run real fast, like when da cops chasin you or somethin
2. To get them digits

(for def. 1.) This dude was buyin drugs,knowin he broke, he took the drugs and said he'll pay the dude da next day. So the next day, (dude still broke) and he saw da man he owed money to. The dude emade some sorry excuse about why he couldn't pay the drug dealer the money. So the drug dealer looked at him, and pulled out an AK47. Da dude took one look at da gun and booked!!!!!!!!
(def. 2.) "I booked like four niggas at ShoQuanda's party last night"

by Destinee May 13, 2005

Booken

A kick ass mage who will pwn your ass if your not careful.

Don't make me get Booken on your ass!

by Mewash July 11, 2003

Book Whooped

Having your butt beat with a book. Literally.

Holy crap... my butt is sore....

Why?

I got book whooped....

Huh?

by lilbadass January 12, 2011