Blue-Balls

Two hours of dry fucking and no cumming = Blue balls

"Yo, i've gotta get going home now, cause i've gotta jerk-it"

by Reggie Regg November 22, 2003

blue douche

Blue Douching- when a person of any color, race, or breed engages in or knowing uses a "blue tooth" type device. Since this is not necessary and looks completely ignorant please remove it from you ear so i can kindly whisper in your ear- "You by no means are that fucking important". I know sometimes you might think you need it in your ear at all time but quess what- "you are not that fucking important!"

"Look at that stupid SOB over there, he could not even come into Wal-Mart without that blue douche".

by Grissom August 19, 2007

Blue Top

Slang for Burnette's Vodka. One of the cheapest vodkas almost guaranteed to have you completely smashed and also give you the rot-gut. Can be easily distinguised from a distance or poking out the top of a brown bag by its dark blue top.

Me - "What you gettin from the liquor store man."

Him - "Some Blue top."

Me - "Oooo I don't think I'm ready for all that."

Him - "Hell yeah Imma be rurnt tonight!!"

by MemphisP July 23, 2010

rhythm & blues

This used to be a profoundly inspiring genre of popular music. The name has now been hijacked by a large bunch of talentless twats. The males spit drivel into oversized microphones whilst screetchy female imps gyrate with all the erotic appeal of diet salad.

The announcer said the next feature would be on contemporary rhythm & blues, so I hit the remote.

by Spleenvent September 28, 2006

blue screen

Very annoying screen that appears when something wrong happens to your Windows operating system. Appears a lot of times. Tells you about the "problem". Maybe Microsoft needs to put in more effort!

Damn, the blue screen appeared again and my program's screwed up!

by TRH (a.k.a. The Rebecca Hunter) October 29, 2003

blue meanie

the fuzzy blue guy from Yellow Submarine

send out the blue meanie missile!

by commie anarcho punk April 13, 2006

blue gender

my third favorite anime show,
1.Fooly Cooly
2.Trigun
3.Blue Gender
it's alright, but it needs more of a meaning. P.S. Kikader really sucks,the characters look so weird.....

by Alica November 4, 2003