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Blartifest

The uncontrollable urge for laughter. Once started, it can't be stopped.
"I told a joke and she got started on her own blartifest. She's been non-stopping laughing for half an hour."
by StarZlinger June 14, 2018
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Blast

To have a blast, is to have a good time.

(also may include a person being slightly intoxicated)
P.1: Hey, are you alright?
P.2: *pukes* Yes mann. I'm having a blast!
by Dreamname//Elise June 14, 2018
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Blart

A person who doesn’t know what a lot of things mean.
John: do you know what a catwalk is ?
Matt: a what ?
John: ugh you’re such a blart!
by Idk.org July 18, 2018
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blast of disabelte

these people are not the brightest and have a low Iq of 2 but they play lots of video games and its all they do they dont know how to spell and arent very good at school or at work they sit in a chair and play video games ALL THE TIME
oh my god he is so lazy he must be a blast of disabelte
by blast of disabelte January 9, 2019
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Blart

Chloe was and the bathroom and her brother came in and saw her Blart
by phoebe divuouvgace January 24, 2019
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Blaktheebels

A mess. Also known as the combination of notorious groups : Pigeon Pub and Toad Tavern
The Blaktheebels walked downtown.
by Pigeon Pub April 8, 2019
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Blast

My girlfriend and I just broke up, I need to blast tonight.
I'm so hungry I could blast some food right now.
She's so hot, I could blast her.
by Will.I.Am & Simon Says August 27, 2019
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