the dirty river

Another Name for Sacramento.

"I'm Out The Dirty River, they call it $acramento!!!!

by Fuck Whitney High School Like Yee May 14, 2008

River Valian

Is a person that was born and raised in River Vale and decided to live in River Vale as an adult. These humans believe that River Vale is the a representation of the world. Modern language refers to people in this category as “Karens” for their reporting of garbage cans being on the curb hours past their “deadline”. They complain about the deer population but refuse to make decisions that will help. Ultimately, a river valían is an entitled human that lives in the fantasy land of a suburban town in Bergen county and believes that they are the best.

Man you better watch out with that family, they are River valians

by Countrysquire April 26, 2025

Virgin River

The act of squirting via masturbation by a female who is still a virgin.

Tiffany experienced a virgin river when she rubbed her vagina.

by ohyouknow123321 January 12, 2024

River

River is the best person you will ever meet in your entire lifetime. She is so hilarious and the most beautiful girl you have ever laid eyes on. She can be very kind but also rude if you make her mad. She will judge you so much if you do something bad to her or her friends. She has the best fashion sense ever and you will never see her without a fashionable outfit on. She is the funny energetic friend everyone needs. She is the best person know to exist.

Person 1: Hey have you seen River today?

Person 2: ya she was wearing the most beautiful outfit ever and was so funny.

by Lebuffwindyspirt December 27, 2023

River Dickin'

Spontaneous river fuckery. Randomly jump/play in a river after driving past or stumbling across one.

Chase! Let's go to the mountains & go river dickin'. Grab your trunks, intertube, noodle & go dick around in a random river.

by Drewisms June 6, 2020

Vietnamese River

The act of urinating into an individual's mouth, and having the urine flow down their naked body.

"Bro it would be really hot if we did the vietnamese river".

"Ok let me get naked and open my mouth".

by The Cock Guzzler December 10, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>Dominicans Are Known As The River Styx because They Remind Individuals Of Pocky Sticks<.7.9.7.6.>

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025