Presidential Bird Hunt

When someone happens to shoot their friend while hunting, both intential or accidential. Made famous by Dick Cheney's hunting accident.

Phillip: Hey bro, if this turns into a presidential bird hunt, I will dismember you. Brutally.

Todd: Yeah, no problem.

by Greyshades November 8, 2009

Mamma bird

When a man is giving a woman oral when he pukes in her vagina because of nasty qualities (smell, taste, Etc).

"It was so horrible me and Trent were fooling around when he gave me a mamma bird it was disgusting and my vagina smelled worse for weeks"

"Did you here about Jamarcus and Emma they mamma birded for fun.. They must be into some kinky shit!"

by Nigavanslevenhousen February 14, 2012

Hover Bird

A co-worker hovering behind you staring at your computer screen.

Kirk stop being a Hover Bird...

by joe was here also September 30, 2014

put a bird on it

Phrase exclaimed when placing an image of an avian creature on any item, especially one that was "handcrafted" or "thrifted" so as to make it totally adorable and artistic. It's, like, soooooooo cute! Whether it's a necklace or a t-shirt or an iPad cover or a corset, it could probably use a bird on it.

From the IFC show Portlandia.

Hipster 1: Oh my god, I LOVE your tote bag, where did you get it?
Hipster 2: Oh this thing? I just bought it for $75 at Brooklyn Flea but it was so boring until I put a bird on it!
Hipster 1: You should sell it on Etsy!

by Valley of the LOLs October 15, 2011

Flightless Bird

The saddest fanfic of all time! Read it on AO3 by audreyheart

LARRY!

A: have you read Flightless Bird?

B: isn’t that the one that had you sobbing for 4 hours after you read it?

A: Yeah, and?
B: I value my mental health

by Larrybaby September 6, 2021

Lucan Bird

being called this is the biggest insult , this specimen of human has been ran through more than the old trafford tunnel , they have been fingered more than a bowling ball and been passed around more than a vape at sutton beach. main features of this animal is dirty looking eyelashes with manky lil eyebrows and they love to go around saying heya hun. in all my years i have never met a smellier dirtier whore than one that was called a lucan bird

yeah boys a lucan bird is after texting me there gonna have to get a new phone now

by Declan Davila January 20, 2022

High on Bird Dick

An idiom used when someone says something so outlandish it goes against anothers thinking. They must be really high.

Someone: i think i could jump off the Golden Gate Bridge and survive the jump, the cold water, and the sharks and if not, you will jump in and save me, eh?

Another: Girrrll, you are High on Bird Dick!

by Jennni March 15, 2018