joint change account

When a couple reaches the point in their relationship when they realize it would be easier to share piles of coins lying around the house and in the car, rather than try to maintain separate piles.

"How are things between you and Mary?"
"It's getting pretty serious, we moved in together and even opened a joint change account."

by libidinouslogophilia September 23, 2013

Baton change

The act of a fisting partner retrieving a solid log of shit from another’s asshole and running with it

‘Barry hasn’t shit in a week in preparation for David giving him a baton change’

by Batonchanger February 10, 2019

Minnesota sex change

It's when a male is in a cold climate (like Minnesota) goes outside to pee and his penis retracts into his body, do to the cold.

Hey man I had to take a piss, but a Minnesota sex change stopped that from happening.

by Drewbiepoo February 13, 2021

Changed

the absolute best game ever, if you disagree then that's because you're just a buck!

"bro changed is such a trash game, how could you enjoy it?"
"that sounds like something a coon would say!"

by FurryFucker445 August 29, 2023

Change

The business/museum/ store/restaurant was in business for 25 years or more and was a success, but then in about 2020, someone told them they needed to change (shut down) and gave them of list of reasons why, and because they listened to bullshit (and because they were idiots) instead of fighting change, they ended up closing forever. It was fighting change that kept them open, not being up to date.

Change isn't something you need if you're successful at something, don't allow anybody to convince you otherwise, since their motives are questionable if they think change is needed at a time like that.

by The Original Agahnim June 17, 2021

ch-chang

To charge an extraneous amount of money on a transaction for the sheer fact that it is possible.

(Derives from the onomatopoeic sound of a cash register opening)

Person 1: I found a buyer for my old car!
Person 2: Really? Are you gonna ch-chang him?
Person 1: You better believe it.

by Carlos D December 29, 2007

Change of screenery

Going from one electronic screened deviced to another over and over.

"I got tired of watching a movie on my phone so I switched to the television, then opened youtube on my laptop for a change of screenery."

by C.W. Ryall March 25, 2025