hero on a plastic horse

a mumbling idiot whom has delusions of grandeur, believing they're something they aren't.

Todd is truly an ideal hero on a plastic horse.

by notsancho December 4, 2025

War hero

Somebody decorated with medals like a silver star or Congressional medal of honor.

You don't really think that guy is a war hero or even a warrior at all, you think he's a bureaucrat. You just want to make yourself look respectful to other people.

by The Original Agahnim October 3, 2021

Heroes and villains

Russell that's a prescription for deontology.

Hym "And you're not a deontologist. Heroes and villains are clearly a factor to you. You have a thousand videos about surveillance amd governmental overreach but when it's happening to a villain you have nothing to say. So are you talking about ME SPECIFICALLY? I (specifically) shouldn't have to know who the heroes and the villains are because if you can get me to agree to principles at the level of the deontological, what? What happens then Russell?"

by Hym Iam March 23, 2025

the rogue heroes

A group of youtube misfits. They all have phat asses.

The Rogue heroes sure have some phat asses!

by CterSinner6969 December 31, 2016

heroes never die

When you revive someone as Mercy in Overwatch she will shout "Heroes Never Die!"

When you watch a movie when someone is about to die, you shout HEROES NEVER DIE!

by Socky123 September 30, 2017

Hero

One who puts the needs of others ahead of their own, sacrificing their own safety, sleep, sanity, good looks...true altruism

Wow, that Phil is SUCH a great guy! He's a true hero. There should be more people in the world like him...I'm so lucky to know him.

by _weenus_ August 16, 2020

Chilli hero

Is a person whom no matter how hot the spicy food is they are eating, claims; " Oh it's not that hot" or "there's a little bit of spice to it but not that bad". Meanwhile you are sweating bullets.

This type of person will never admit a chilli is too hot for them despite displaying any physical evidence to the contrary (sweating, going red, etc), hence a chilli hero.

"Fuck this Thai red curry is hot!" exclaims Havier while he orders his 3rd Chang and considers calling the fire department.

"Spicy?! Why don't you grow a pair, Havier?" says Andrew as he discreetly shits himself.

Havier smelling something stronger than bullshit, replies "You truly are a chilli hero Andrew"

by Denem November 12, 2025