A dick, he doesn’t care about anything or anyone but himself. When you are the kindest person ever he really doesn’t care, when you remember his Christmas present and give it to him. he WILL GET YOU NOTHING, an Evan will break your heart every chance he gets. When hey steals your pencils, he will not give them back.
by Anonymous Person 123 February 22, 2019
Get the Evanmug. Is a real nigga with a massive cock'n'balls that will pertrude through his pants. He loves little kids just to make it look bigger than it already is
by anonymous May 10, 2024
Get the Evanmug. by The dog of truth May 30, 2018
Get the Evanmug. An Evan is a rare find in my opion you never know how much you need one before you meet them. They're goofballs there sweet and funny occasionaly they get mad or annoyed easily which could push people away but some people stay Evans can be ruff around the edges but once you give them time they'll start opening up and thats when you'll see the nicer side. sour but sweet.
by I_can_feel_it_in_my_nuggets April 2, 2025
Get the Evanmug. what an evan
by radiatorgater May 5, 2020
Get the evanmug. Evan is easily the sexiest man on planet earth and has a rather large penis in comparison to a certain George Robertson, he holds the world record for worlds largest eyebrows and can bench the earths core for 2 days straight
Evan is God
by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Evanmug. Evan is a really nice girl. She’s smart and kind and funny. If you ever meet an Evan, don’t break her heart. You’d regret it.
by elaineeeeeeeeeee October 20, 2021
Get the Evanmug.