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Lambda Chi Alpha

Lambda men are cute little short kings. Majority of them respects women. Never really had any roofie rumors. All good grades, but they are all kinda stupid. A lot of them could pull, but no one has ever heard of them being with a women. There are a couple of man whores though.
"Hey are you going to the Lambda Chi Alpha Dayge? It's their annual Olympics party."

"Of course I am! Rather go to Lambda then Pike Spike..."
by penishehe69 August 27, 2023
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Alpha Jogger

Joggers who jog to be noticed and go out of their way to make sure you notice them.
God John is such a alpha jogger
by TheBatmangod May 15, 2018
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alpha coff

by coolcraft May 25, 2019
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Joshua Alpha

Part of the Rizzly Tizzly's, a magnificent man. Truly an individual to look up to, aspire to be like, and become. I would glaze Joshua Alpha.
Wow, look how Joshua Alpha is playing Tarkov, I want to be as good as him!
by Veipy December 31, 2024
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alpha cue

by coolcraft April 27, 2019
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i was in alpha

Sentence used in League of Legends by the Master Yi main cowsep. Its used when you use the hability: Alpha strike to Dodge another hability but It stills hit you.
I was in Alpha but that skillshot still landed in me.
by Yvel November 14, 2017
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Alpha

n. A subspecies of fuckboy, in the genus domesticum violentiam. Traits include a need to control everything around them, alcoholism, domestic violence, eextreme mysogyny, and homophobia. Their behavior manifests early in life, typically as the result of alcoholic parents, recieving domestic violence, and later mimicking such behaviors. In an effort to normalize these behaviors, fuckboys tool the name "Alpha" after a scientific paper that was thoroughly debunked by it's own author, the added irony being that an alpha wolf was a wild animal in captivity the abused and bullied other animals in captivity.
I rescued this woman on a bad date. Turns out she met an alpha online. wHe gott fitshaced, and when he hissed in her face, "you will not embarrass me," I walked up and pretended we were friends from high school and asked if she wanted to catch up. She played along and ended the date.
by Sparky236 February 2, 2023
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