Ali

Ali is a tall, skinny boy from the south. He is very musical and is currently studying. Computer science is in his field of interest. He can be annoying and weird at times, but comes across as very cool to others because of his great friends. He is very often lazy and childish. His zodiac sign Libra shows that Ali can often be too nice and that can be his undoing. Thanks to his friends, he stays on the right track.

Ali you have to use your brain sometimes

by SallyBollywood November 23, 2021

Ali

A fucking dumbass, who masturbates to Hentai. He loves playing PUBG, but everyone knows he sucks

Random guy: Why did you fuck my wife?

Anthony: Because im ali today

by NBRminator December 11, 2017

Ali Bongo

A ginger so called bricklayer who rapes hoddys and smells like a meat pie and is so ugly he could make an onion cry 😢

"Can you smell steak and kidney mixed with hoddy smeg?" " Yes I can I think Ali Bongo the hoddy rapist has just turn up " "oh yes he has fuck me he's one fugly munter "

by mr cod January 21, 2024

Ali

Ali, also known as 199 or Ali Abdul! We all love him:D

"Ali is amazing!"

by MyBelovedBenson October 17, 2021

ALI

Artificial Lack of Intelligence. The result of corporate buy in to cheap lies peddled by other large corporate carpetbaggers who got them to buy in to the bullshit, resulting in loss of sales and outright hatred by the general population.

Marketing Rep: I don't get it, the ML coders from (Insert AI company name here) said we could reduce costs and increase revenue by implenting their AI into our online customer service app.

Cool Operations Research Guy: LOL, you should have listened to me. You got ALI'd motherfucker.

by The Oracle of Tun March 14, 2025

Ali

Ali is an intelligent, kind, soft and caring person. He has a very special taste in music, he is multi-talented and is definitely the most attractive person in the room. Ali generally pays attention to very little details, has a good memory, he never accepts humiliation and although he is very introverted but he can be the most romantic person you will ever meet!

If you have an Ali, never lose him.

by Benjamin tennyson November 23, 2021

Slime-ali

What salami turns into after it has seen its best days. A mold-like substance that covers the meat when it decays inside the refridgerator.

There's nothing better than a home-made lunch by Mom to really hit the spot...Unless of course she used the last few pieces of slime-ali.

by Stevie Y July 9, 2005