Alaskan Tampon

A $10 Hammer.purchaed from the local ace hardware. Use the $10 hammer to complete 8 hours of pounding while building a cabin. Once complete, take the hammer to your air b and b. Wash and dry the hammer in the on site washer and dryer. Insert Alaskan Tampon in you vagaina or mangina.

Bro we need to get back to the house. My Alaskan Tampon is starting to get too pounded.

by Alaskancreampi August 22, 2023

Alaskan chilliDog

when you ejaculate in a persons anus and they shit at the same time.

you man my girl pulled the Alaskan chilliDog on me

oh dear god no

by the Alaskan everything... August 31, 2016

alaskan minute

A very long time. Not just a few days or weeks but months or years.

"So dude how long has it been since you ate at Applebees?"
"Man it's been an Alaskan minute!!"

by Mrdefineit July 27, 2017

Alaskan Thunderfuck

Having sex while bear hugging and making moose noises and wearing a hat like Bofur the dwarf.

Hey, want an alaskan thunderfuck? I hear its the bees knees!

by Dumpater January 7, 2021

alaskan sweat bag

Hiking through the Alaskan wilderness and when you begin to get tired and get extremely horny and your partner and yourself get naked and you stretch you sack over his or hers face and fart in their mouth. At the same time since you have been hiking your sweat is dripping on his or hers face

Bro yesterday me and my gf went hiking and I gave her a Alaskan sweat bag it was amazing.

by Butthut May 27, 2016

Alaskan Slingshot

The act of pooping into a condom, and waving it around above your head.

Sean: Hey wanna go and raid the neighbors house?
Kieran: Sure, i'll grab the sling shot!
Sean: Make sure it's an Alaskan Slingshot!
Kieran: I will.

by DJPrincessLuna July 6, 2014

Alaskan penguin

when a man puts his ballsack inside a woman's booty during intercourse.

Did you see the recent post about the alaskan penguin sex position? Probably best done with lube if the nutsack is going in her booty.

by Tutorman January 8, 2019