by DUTCH January 07, 2004
While during a hand job the girl scratches you dick in a spiral pattern leavening it to resemble a candy cane.
by conversationpiece January 01, 2010
A dude who often times walks like a gay man with his arms swinging at his sides. Known to dance sporadically in the hallways.
by Antitdisestablishmentarianism April 19, 2009
It's a reference to "a running joke at The Pensblog is that they think that Brooks Orpik looks like a child molester and they call him the candy man and throw his picture up inside of a van with 'free candy' on the side. Don't get it twisted.
That Brooks Orpik looks like a pedophile. He likes little kids units and hands out free candy as he asks them to come into his basement. He's also slow as a snail.
by RogueStatus79 June 16, 2009
by chillinthamost May 22, 2005
by Rich April 13, 2005