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shower the vacuum

when you are in an argument and dont want to make the sitaution worse
sally: “i dont get you
dylan: “dont shower the vacuum lets move on
by dumbdefinitons:) April 16, 2021
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Sitting Shower

An action in which your legs are simply too tired, yet you don’t want to take a bath. Instead you just turn the shower and sit down with all your items circled around you so you don’t have to stand
“Hey Colette you gonna take a bath”?
“Nah I’ll just take a Sitting Shower”.
by 707 lololol June 18, 2019
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Deviljuice Shower

The holy trinity of human secretion; blood urine and feces, the act of urinating in the anus after ejaculating inside, then getting sprayed by it, not necessarily on purpose.
Was with my madam last night, and after cumming in her ass i tried to provoke an Adams Chili Rainbow, but it came out with such force that i got sprayed by a deviljuice shower..
by Stephard January 13, 2021
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Iranian Shower

When you jack off in front of your girlfriends face, ejaculate in her eyes so she can't see, open her mouth and lay a big steamy shit in her mouth, then, you helicopter your penis around the rim of her mouth, causing shit to fly all over the room.
I gave Donna an Iranian Shower last night dude, I gotta go clean it up.
by Asshole11 February 23, 2023
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Shower Meditation

Shower meditation is the easiest way to get your mind into the Alpha stage. Just close your eyes and let the water renew you in mind and body. This is done standing up unless you shower sitting or don't have balance enough to shower with your eyes closed. However, it does work best when eyes are completely closed and you rely on the other senses to find the soap and shampoo. Shower Meditation is perfect for those who can't relax enough for conventional meditating.
This Lavender mint oil is perfect for my shower meditation.
Aroma therapy is good for shower meditation.
by AppleRay June 1, 2015
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kebab shower

when you shower with another person, stood back to back and rotating like a kebab
We’ll see you in a minute, just going for a kebab shower!
by colldog November 22, 2021
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shower dresser

by bopitchamp May 30, 2004
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