Martin Robinson's calculator

A mythical device that when one enters a figure and the equal button it comes out with a far higher figure, commonly used to tally up production scores.

There's a problem with your scores you seem to have a hundred extra, can't be I used Martin Robinson's calculator.

by Peanut1969 June 7, 2021

Martin Luther Queef

Verb. Refers to a female who lets out a burst of vaginal wind, known colloquially as a queef, whilst asleep, most often during REM sleep (i.e., during the stage of sleep associated with dreaming). A play on words as the late Martin Luther King Jr. gave a famous speech titled "I have a dream..."

"Good morning. How did you sleep?"
"Like shit. Thanks to your fucking ass. I heard you Martin Luther Queef all fucking goddamn night long. Vaginal Farting, Dick-slurping, fucking Fat-ass Fucking Slut."
"Well, sorry....'I have a queef!...where one day, my queefs will not be judged by the content of their discharge but by the...'"

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper May 3, 2025

antonis martin

A goofy ahh dude who always covers his face when someone farts

Dude:ANTONIS MARTIN!!
A:What u want

by Da biggest bird March 25, 2023

Martin Huber

mr man ate a dog i.e. nathan walker

martin huber: i love allah

by martinhuber November 28, 2021

Martin

A guy with a giant dick

Friend: Bro this guy has a giant cock
Me: Yeah he is a Martin

by NotRazer January 3, 2019

Bald Martin Haters

Absolutely Disgusting, they are all little kids who will turn out to be nonces,

Bald Martin should be king, seriously bald Martin would never hurt a kid, (totally didn't happen in a morgz video) he is so sweet and bald

Bald Martin Haters are such losers!

I know right!

by Bald Martins Elf April 7, 2021

Martin

Usually a nice guy, who can Take care of his girl, and is obsessed with music and sports.Known to be really good at sex. Has the biggest i dont give a fuck attitude.

Girl: hey Martin, last night was fun:)
Martin: i know

by Poly515 April 24, 2019