wind tax

the phrase (used in the UK) that refers to how much faster a joint finishes when it’s windy outside. this is because the stonger the wind is, the faster the smoke will be lost/blown out, so essentially the wind is “taxing” your smoke.

“Aw where’s half my zoot gone?! I know I haven’t smoked that much…”

“That’s wind tax for you.”

*tiny violin*

by 4four20twenty_ January 15, 2025

Wind your dick in

When a man tries to use his perceived male superiority (physical, intellect, experience, seniority at work etc), this phrase can be offered in response by a female. Can be useful in dealing with attempts at mansplaining.

Derived from the phrase “wind your neck in”.

“I didn’t ask to be told how to get the computer to work, Roger. Wind your dick in!”

by Wight Eggy January 22, 2025

Wind Turbine

When you’re having sex and your partner uses a hair dryer on high setting to blow air into your butthole or vagina

I normally don’t like butt stuff but the wind turbine really got me going

by Xo_livinggarbage February 18, 2025

Windchimed

When your balls get farted on and ripple from the blast

"Bro, I can't believe Stacey windchimed my balls riding me last night..."

by Kgreentea March 7, 2025

Wind Tunneling

When two people go butt cheek to butt cheek with their assholes touching and they both fart simultaneously. This can be a planned or accidental event.

Last night was chill but sleeping in Sam's got a little drafty ...we ended up wind tunneling for most of the night. I blame my gluten intolerance.

by TheHorburyRazzer April 15, 2025

Windermere Primary School

The most fucking jacked up primary school in Tasmania, robbed by their principal since 2020

Windermere Primary School is fucked, go to Montrose Bay High!

by Digi Al (ScooterWareSystems) May 6, 2025

Winderopolis

a disease where winderopolis occurs when the wind takes wherever food is and you automatically eat it

Zyaira and Raegan have a rare condition called winderopolis

by chíapetpussy May 7, 2025