Wizard High

When you get so high you start seeing boats in the smoke, just like Gandalf

Bro I got fucking wizard high last night

by Ty Lopez May 20, 2022

horse wizards

mythical equestrian creatures who can fly, have magical abilities and will kill you if you dont change the channel. Often seen when you are drunk

"Damn horse wizards!"

by not racist April 22, 2003

blizzy wizzy

another term for a blunt

you gonna roll that Blizzy Wizzy

by tortus ba bazzle September 15, 2009

Jizz wizard

A universal word for someone being an asshole or acting like a dick.

why are you pissing on my shoe?! Stop being a jizz wizard

by Britannia Gingero and co. October 24, 2010

Shadow Wizard Money Gang

🧙 ♂️🧙 ♂️🧙 ♂️🧙 ♂️

Being in the shadow wizard money gang means We Love Casting Spells.

by 87104 June 20, 2023

The Music Wizard

A website created in desperation by one who wishes to leave his utterly meaningless footprint on the music industry. Those who obsess and/or promote such sites suffer from similar symptoms to that of "Transmissionism" and should seek similar treatments.

Henry thinks that people care about his website,The Music Wizard, when in actuality it ranks just below aids infected babies in south africa in importance of day to day life...

by Ilyavich Yufitskiy November 15, 2010

wizzard jizzard

The Special request topping added to the frothy butter beer at Islands of Adventure, straight outta harry potters wizard balls.
Sweet, salty, magically delicious.

Tourist: "Can I get some of that Wizzard Jizzard Please?"
Wizard servant: "Why yes you can, OH OH OHHHH, here you go:)"

by pseudonimrod July 27, 2010