Wanker

a skier or snowboarder who wears jeans

skier:"is that guy wearing jeans?"
snowboarder:"yea, that guy is a wanker"

by skippybum November 4, 2003

wanker

one who takes it upon themselves to engage in the art of a vigorous repeat session, thrusting their hand to and fro whilst grasping their penis.

look at that fucking nob jockey over there,hes a right wanker

by plunkmasterp June 7, 2004

Wanker

A faggot like man or women

"Your such a wanker"

by asdasfasasd March 12, 2009

WANKER

A pathetic attempt at an insult

why you damn wanker i'll beat your arse!

by BEAVIS August 3, 2004

wannered

a mixture of wankered and spannered

he was wannered after that drinking session and pot smoking session.

by Gary Robinson February 17, 2004

Wanker

One who 'wanks' (i.e.). One who participates in the act of 'wanking' (masturbation).

A common term in the United Kingdom, but less commonly used in the United States. Although its litteral translation is 'masturbater' it is generly used as a derogative term in general.

British guy- HEY! You! your a 'bloody wanker'!
American guy- Ummmmmm...... Whats that?
British guy-...... Fuck you!

by PokesAlotaSmot420 March 20, 2011

jessie wagner

a slutty bitch with broken teeth

a monkey that hasnt been to the dentist in 300 years, jessie wagner

by pepeuiny April 29, 2009