A big fat Canadian who sits on his couch all day under a pile of empty Tim Horton's boxes. He hates Jews and Americans but isn't really sure why. His spelling is atrocious but gets better with each beer he consumes. He has no elbow.
Look at that big, dumb, fat idiot. He must be a Spam Whale. LMAO
Did you hear the one about the Spam Whale and his computor? :D
Did you hear the one about the Spam Whale and his computor? :D
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A slightly to extremely overweight scene kid usually girls, but a few boys are included as well. their pants are usually too tight, giving them cupcake tops also known as muffin tops, their hair is usually nasty and sits strangely a top their heads, and they often follow the obnoxious scene trends of cupcakes, hello kitty, and neon EVERYTHING.
A lot of them feel like they don't fit in with other cultures, so they figure they may as well be scene.
A lot of them feel like they don't fit in with other cultures, so they figure they may as well be scene.
"Holy shit, do you see that scene whale? WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE THINK IT'S OKAY TO WEAR TIGHTS AS PANTS? OH MY GOD!"
by kkrockodile May 7, 2009
Get the scene whale mug.1) A term used for online daters, who post pictures of themselves shirtless (Men), use commas instead of apostrophes, use headlines such as "Are there any real men/women left?", instant message other users asking for nakedness while misspelling said body part, and seductively pose for pictures on their car and/or bed.
2) A term used to describe someones overwhelming assness.
2) A term used to describe someones overwhelming assness.
John's wholeassness got him fired from the mall kiosk when he tried to trim the old lady's mustache with toenail clippers and a luffa.
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Did you see that wholesomecore documentary? These sisters were separated at birth and you think it’s gonna be all said and weird but then they just hug a lot and are best friends and it’s perfect.
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“Aw man, why did he have to go and do us a wholefish? Now the whole building smells like trench ass.” “Red fish, Blue fish, Wholefish, Microwave.” “Lost my appetite for a Wholefish, now I’m gonna eat pizza off some tits.”
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