wanking while banking

wanking during the process of banking.

what are you doing bro

wanking bro
okay bro

actually bro im wanking while banking

thats deep bro

by gayduringmay April 16, 2020

Waking up gucci on my pjs

A song by Tydus Talbott that integrated into a Meme That TikTok is gonna ruin.

J: Hey that girl texted you Nolan: Waking up gucci on my pjs

by Cupcakebackpack April 4, 2023

knee walkin

The stage of drunkness that usually comes right before u black out

Remember that time Christy got knee walkin drunk and took off all her clothes just to pee?

by kitegirlkitegirl April 19, 2015

Post wanking remorse

The feeling you get after wanking to nasty/hardcore/fetish porn and having the dirty thoughts disappear from your mind as you orgasm, leaving a feeling of immense sadness and "why the fuck did I find that hot"

I found some piss porn and wanked furiously only to experience post wanking remorse

by The satanic panda May 5, 2015

global wanking

Our esteemed new President is denouncing global warning and will be completely screwing the planet, reversing any progress made to date on addressing Global Warming, climate change while building walls to keep the bad hombres out.

Rich: I need to get more sunscreen.
Tom: Why?
Rich: Brace yourself, President Trump is gearing up for a very big (or if the hands are any indicator, tiny) round of Global Wanking, pissing on our allies and accelerating climate change and global warming!

by JFed January 29, 2017

Ryan Waldinger

A fruity boy who loves to lick his friends wieners

That Ryan Waldinger Guy really is a fruit.

by Moley Molerson May 29, 2018

Nigga Walkin'

when a nigga really out here walkin like they some flip floppity ass lookin ass spaghetti noodle lookin ass wagglin they arms around like they some parade float lookin ass nigga

Guy: Look at that guy!
Guy 2: What about him?
Guy 3: He's out here nigga walkin'!

by EaterOfCereal69 October 24, 2018