When you take a mean shit and you don't wipe your ass very well and your asshole burns until you take a shower. Your butthole is as hot as Death Valley.
by kris Stojo July 4, 2016
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My girlfriend is such a sheltered valley girl, but my goodness if she ain't the cutest girl in the world.
by ftyt October 2, 2016
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Connor's mom LaCherity offered me her body, but I was like "Hell no, I ain't taking no plastic sillicone valley bitch!"
by Utahhomeslice April 16, 2017
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by Asain Peggy June 29, 2017
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students are constantly failing out of PT.
freshmen leave mid fall.
Juice bros makes more money than Metz.
Football team is still shit with more than half the school as players on the team. (123 if you're wondering)
The bridge is disinegrating (hoping it collapses while I'm walking across it).
The age of hockey players continues to increase.
UG is lit
Campus is still small but third floor humanities will leave you hospitalized.
Tuition increases spent on a PT building and our 23rd varsity sport: an e-sports team.
students are constantly failing out of PT.
freshmen leave mid fall.
Juice bros makes more money than Metz.
Football team is still shit with more than half the school as players on the team. (123 if you're wondering)
The bridge is disinegrating (hoping it collapses while I'm walking across it).
The age of hockey players continues to increase.
UG is lit
Campus is still small but third floor humanities will leave you hospitalized.
Tuition increases spent on a PT building and our 23rd varsity sport: an e-sports team.
Mother (to relatives): "yeah, my son's a collegiate athlete at Lebanon Valley College!"
Relative: "oh really? What does he play, football, basketball?!"
Mother: "he's on the e-sports team!"
Relative: "dafaq.."
Relative: "oh really? What does he play, football, basketball?!"
Mother: "he's on the e-sports team!"
Relative: "dafaq.."
by Hkvsjdvsja May 4, 2018
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by oxycotinboss October 23, 2018
Get the Acalanes Valley mug.Most people change, and they start following stupid people. People are so desperate in this school. They would stab you in the back to impress a thot. This school doesn’t have crap, but isn’t poor.
by Conestoga Valley January 15, 2019
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