tanner

somebody from the far east, loves kebabs

that boy looks like a right tanner

by tom bancroft April 2, 2007

Turner Syndrome

Turner syndrome ... symptoms are much the same as those of the everyday cold ... watery eyes, drippy nose, sore throat, congestion. The name refers to the pitch of one's voice, which sounds extremely deep and husky, much like Kathleen Turner, an actress who may be known from movies in the 1980s or from television in the 1990s, in which she played Chandler Bing's mo/father on Friends."

(Not to be confused with the much more serious and real Ullrich-Turner Syndrome.)

Dude, is that a guy or what?

No, idiot, her voice sounds like that 'cause she has Turner Syndrome.

by faux kathleen November 18, 2009

tanner

A kid in middle school, who has already had sex multiple times. Good with dick. A gay ass person. Also used in present talk - Means to have a small dick, and no balls!

Wow! Your such a tanner!

by The Hidden Society Of Elderly February 6, 2017

soapy tenner

Far from being the work of any one individual, the phrase Soapy Tenner has existed since the agricultural revolution, when Jethrow Tull - fresh from inventing either the seed drill or the spinning jenny - staggered into a local house of ill repute, and demanded a 'soapy titwank' to wash the filth that clung to his nether regions.

The quick witted whore replied that she'd want a 'soapy tenner' before she let him ream her jubblies with his filthy love-wand, and Tull agreed.

after shooting a sticky load into her hair, he proceeded to knee her in the crotch and run off without paying. The phrase 'Soapy Tenner' came to mean a tenner you're never likely to see.

I bet you a soapy tenner Jethrow Tull didn't invent the spinning jenny, fool.

by Leonard Hatred December 14, 2008

Terry Turners

Terry Turners... Meaning the turn-ups on ones jeans or trousers.

Terry Turner was a non fictional character hailing from Salford. Turner being an actual person was contrary to popular believe, many believing him to be a myth or a basis for cockney ryhming slang... eg Terry Turner Turn-ups. Terry Turner was famed for sporting the largest turn ups in the North West of England.
"look at the size of those Terry Turners!"

by skindeep January 6, 2008

Tina Turner

A black bag!! or binliner

Bob: Oi Tony pass me a Tina Turner.
Tony: What's that?
Bob: A Black Bag.

by Charvey January 16, 2008

Tanner

The average white guy, who wears tight jeans and isn't funny at all.

Whatever that tanner is about to say surely won't be funny.

by That Black Guy. November 9, 2009