gaping towel

Accidentally flashing your junk

Dude, I totally just saw her gaping towel!

by Ktin665 May 11, 2011

Ham Towned

Being Hammered, Drunk, Belligerently Intoxicated, Blacking Out, or whatever other slang for being drunk is.

Oh my god Jim, its a sunday?! Why are you drinking?!
Yeah, so what? I dont have a final tomorrow!
Dude you are so ham towned...

by DKnDuBois' May 16, 2011

Puke Tower

When multiple people throw up on top of each other's vomit, creating a pile of puke.

Brian: Hey man, I think i'm gonna throw up!
Zach: If you do, I'll puke where you do. It will be a puke tower!

by puketower February 18, 2013

The Tower of Cumdon

The Tower of Cumdon - An impenetrable fortress of solitude in which one spends their days masturbating. Resulting in many concrete socks.

"Did you get much uni work done over the weekend mate?"

"Nah I just locked myself away in The Tower of Cumdon & used up all my data allowance on Tinder"

by Bushmangarry January 30, 2014

Going Toledo

When an uncle of questionable sexual orientation status visits Toledo, Ohio, only to go off the grid and be unreachable for a period of 24-48 hours. Upon return said uncle pretends like nothing is wrong with being so unavailable AND never provides any personal details about the trip.

My uncle disappeared last weekend. I sense he was going Toledo since he never said anything about it. I just hope he had a good time.

by windycitygal September 22, 2014

ikea towel rack

To hang a towel from ones erect penis while waiting for the person in the shower to reach for a towel, but results in the person reaching out getting a dick and a towel, and usually results in sex at the end of this dick grabbing experience.

after jane was done showering she reached out for a towel but instead got a towel and johns dick. Jane just got ikea towel racked, and john got laid.

by 8BitOverlord March 9, 2015

Eiffel Tower High-5

When two people slap their hands up as high as they can, creating the outline of the Eiffel Tower. Often the initiator of the High-5 will shout "Eiffel Tower!" to alert the partner to the incoming epic.

Daniel and I Eiffel Tower High-5 after every round we win in Call of Duty Co-Ops.

by Dank May Mays July 11, 2016