Tonguing the trash

Cheering up your significant other with self-esteem issues.

"My nerdy girlfriend isn't feeling good these days, do you have an idea of what I can do?"
"Tell her some nice things, be sensual with her... You know, tonguing the trash."

by PingerSurprise January 26, 2018

tongue-in-cheek

The adjective to describe how funny some previously unheard UrbanDictionary definitions are

I love scrolling through Urban Dictionary; some definitions are so hilariously random and tongue-in-cheek that I can't help but laugh out loud!

by Emotional Cruiser November 4, 2025

*Tongue Click* Ahhhhh

Mexican sound of disapproval. Anything in put in front of it will be discredited.

(Rough quotation from Gabriel “Fluffy” Iglesias in “I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry”)

Friend: I just graduated form college, top of my class!
Mexican Friend: *Tongue click* Ahhhhh
Friend: Fine, I’ll work at Burger King!

(Again, from the same comedian and same show)

by charles-kenway66 June 20, 2022

artists tongue

The face you make when you’re concentrating so hard on your drawing/art that your tongue peeks out of the corner of your mouth.

Guy 1: “The other day I was drawing and I got so into it I didn’t notice my Artists Tongue showing! I was so embarrassed!”

by Tumblrgirl001 June 13, 2018

Spud tongue

The little hanging peice or middle part of of a vagina

Holy smokes! Matilda had her spud tongue spooled out

by Barnes217 January 25, 2024

Coochie tongue

Vertical slit in the center of a tongue, often caused by wide spreading of the tongue during oral intercourse on a female.

Friend 1: "Hey man have you seen her tongue?"
Friend 2: "No, why?"
Friend 1: "She got that coochie tongue!"

by Johndoe69420 September 13, 2020

kamikaze tongue dart

When a girl licks your asshole without giving you any warning during sex.

There I was during a position switch AFTER DOGGY when a Russian girl I was hooking up with. She told me DONT MOVE STAY ON ALL FOURS. She spreads my cheeks and her tongue goes straight to my asshole and eats my ass and gives me a Kamikaze Tongue Dart.

by Y0RKT0WN June 28, 2024