Boy am I glad I have a fresh roll of frozen toilet paper waiting for me at home. This salsa is ripping through me.
by CT Jared December 2, 2010

When a little piece of toilet paper gets attaced to your penis after ejaculating into a roll of toilet paper.
by DanIdidyourmom February 3, 2012

This refers to people who sings the "Skibidi Toilet Anthem" in a loop. This phenomenon targets kids who uses YouTube, Tiktok influencers and average people.
by SlammerGaming0 October 21, 2023

An excessively large amount of toilet paper used to clean one's genitalia or anal area. An excessive amount of toilet paper placed on the female genital in lieu of a sanitary pad.
"I had to use a wad of toilet paper because my period started and I didn't have a pad."
"No wonder you stopped up the toilet with the big wad of toilet paper you use to clean yourself. "
"No wonder you stopped up the toilet with the big wad of toilet paper you use to clean yourself. "
by Eddy8 July 24, 2014

by Poway Mark January 7, 2010

A temporary sanitary napkin. Made by wrapping toilet paper around your hand and then folding the beehive of toilet paper in half. It is then placed in the underpants as a temporary sanitary napkin. over a period of time, after carrying on with daily activities , the toilet paper is formed between the thighs into the shape of a canoe.
Melony- "Hey kelly, I just started my period and I don't have a pad. Can I have one of yours."
Kelly- "I don't have one, looks like you'll have to make yourself a toilet paper canoe."
Kelly- "I don't have one, looks like you'll have to make yourself a toilet paper canoe."
by crnbrdfed2012 November 3, 2011

When one spends more time than necessary, clearly violating the fifteen minute maximum rule for being on the toilet, blood flow to the legs is reduced causing numbness. The legs and feet then fall asleep. When finished, walking now becomes quite challenging. The steps taken by the sufferer resemble those taken of people with polio.
by rwcraiden October 27, 2015
