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Paki's Toe

Excuse me fine people, but I must run, I have Paki's Toe. The motherfucker's about to pop his whole head out. (ie I have chronic diarrhoea)
by Pakistoe August 19, 2017
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Stanky tip toe

When you’ve gone to the toilet and finished your business, just to realise there is no toilet paper. So you have to walk out the bathroom to gather more rolls with your pants down just below crack level hoping no stinky business gets on your fresh threads and for some reason your tip toeing carefully not to arrouse suspicion of any one in the house.
Friend- I completely forgot to check for toilet paper before going to the lavatory the other day. So I had the pull of the greatest ‘stanky tip toe’ past my room mate while they were having a kip on the couch.
by Mrstealyo_husky March 14, 2018
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Justin's Toe

this is the toe of legend it latches onto an willing host to give him unmearsurable stinky feet it rots away the host foot but it also grants them the god complex it is the most dangerous thing that lives on this planet.
its mee Justin's toe grrr
ahhh the toe
by Jackson durward October 30, 2018
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Bigger daddy toe for you

When your dad has a penis for a toe and he chops it off with rusty spoon
Dad:look at my toe
Son:WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BIGGER DADDY TOE FOR YOU
by Big daddy toe 69 January 5, 2019
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Pop a toe

The act of turning on your jets in your bath tub, and piping your toe in to test the water.
(Mike)Hey Tammy can I come to your house to pop a toe real quick in your tub. (Tammy) yea sure I'll turn on my jets.
by Bill limerick March 30, 2019
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Popping a toe

The act of sticking one of your toes in the water with the jets on.
Martha is popping a toe in tods bath.
by Gavin Myers March 30, 2019
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stanky left toe

when your nan is such a fat cow and wont kill herself and die already
mate your nan is such a stanky left toe fame she wont slit her wrists and give me her pension money your mans need avon
by sexy left toe December 14, 2019
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