thousand pound touchdown

When a team is winning, by a lot, they run a play allowing the big guys, who normally never get a chance to run the ball, to run the ball in for a touchdown.

The play is normally developed on the fly, and is done, not to score points, but to put on a great show for the fans, and in high school ball, to give the guys who have never held the ball a great story to tell.

Yeah, we were winning 56 to 7 at the half, so we put our defensive tackle in to run the ball. When he got it, our defensive ends ran with him. I swear to God the ground was shaking as they ran down the field. It really was a thousand pound touchdown.

by John_Mason January 9, 2012

The Covid 19 Pounds

The 19 weight everyone gained while in quarantine due to the Corona virus

Heeeey!! So long since I have seen you! Good to see you buddy. I see you gained the Covid 19 pounds!! So Did I!! SMH

by Caro Tejada April 17, 2020

Pounding the Rice

phrase used when you're pounding an Asian chick.

Dude, I was pounding the rice last night, if you know what I mean.

by hellhammer123 March 5, 2011

Pound

Used to define extremely hardcore sex, usually so hardcore it leads to tears. The term can only be used from male perspective.

Person: That chick is really fucking hot. I wish I could pound her.

by Noelzionismus October 8, 2021

drink a pound of cement

1. to toughen up
joe “no way in hell im going on that rollarcoaster”
bob “drink a pound of cement, pussy”
2. to drink someone’s dick milk, word for ejaculate or cum
sexy woman “ooohhh hey there big boy😏”
bob “drink a pound of cement”
sexy woman “ PEG ME”

“are you happy urban dictionary? i defined the word already, look, drink a pound of cement, drink a pound of cement, happy now?”

by god i LOVE bacon and terraria February 9, 2025

Pounding Dumplings

Anal penetration with an Asian male.

I went to town this weekend pounding dumplings this weekend.

by Failbus April 4, 2024

Barista Pound

12oz of coffee beans for the same cost that used to get 16oz, so they still call it a pound.

I ordered a pound of coffee but instead of 16 ounces I got a barista pound.

by anonymous July 21, 2022