Tommy Gun

A sexual term to pleasure not only yourself, but the person sitting next to you as well. You must grab not only your penis but your neighbor's penis at the same time. Start pumping at full throttle; Once both of your bodies are shaking out of control, and you both have succsessfuly ejaculated onto yourself you have acheived the Tommy Gun.

I heard that Alex has been giving Tommy Gun lessons for so long that he only shoots blanks.

by Alo4Sho May 20, 2008

tommy john surgery

When a woman over 35 gets breast enhancement surgery. Like an aging pitcher, she's looking to get back the 'mound presence' she had as a younger woman.

When Janette realized she still hadn't yoked a man with the one ring of doom, and the big 3-5 was right around the corner, she booked herself an appointment for Tommy John Surgery.

Demi Moore defies aging by working out like a champ, and still hasn't needed Tommy John Surgery

by Blabbidy July 9, 2011

Tummy Head

When a kneeling subject gives head while a fat, gay person rests their belly on the top of the givers head.

James was eager to try tummy head so he placed his belly on the rent boy's head while the rent boy vigorously sucked his penis

by head expert121 May 2, 2011

Old Timey Voice

The voice and way of speaking from early radio. Higher pitched and quicker than normal speaking, luckily died out after world war two.

Old Timey Voice examples:

"Dateline Berlin! We are here at the Zeppelin races, those great behemoths of the sky, those dirigibles!"

"Dateline Mexico! Pack it up Poncho Villa, Blackjack Pershing is on the scene!"

by Spudylumpkins November 6, 2012

Puppy tummy

the drowsy, sleepy effect that you get after eating too much heavy or difficult to digest foods.

Man I have puppy tummy, I keep dosing off after that huge lunch.

by udbj October 1, 2015

Sloppy Tommy

A unique form of a blowjob in which the person performing the oral sex moans "Ugggh Tommy yes" when the penis is about to ejaculate, the person then proceeds to spell out "Tommy" on their forehead with the semen.

I heard Sally gave Gavin sloppy tommy last night!

I just got sloppy tommy .

Bro did she give you sloppy tommy?

by Coyxte June 24, 2016

tummy

the word tummy is used by intellectuals to describe the stomach

My tummy hurts!

by Kevin is wrong February 19, 2018