He said: "Come on baby, don't you want my cock n ' balls?"
She said: "Not until you work this clit n' slit."
She said: "Not until you work this clit n' slit."
by Dachary December 8, 2007
Get the Clit N' Slitmug. The action of smoking a cigar, cigarette, joint or pipe with tobacco or marijuana while masturbating. Usually this is done in the company of another male, or on a webcam or video to be shared with other males who enjoy watching smoking + jacking off / masturbation.
I just downloaded this hot Smoke 'n Stroke video, this guy was lighting up a camel wide (cigarette) while jerking off.
by Electronicoffee November 4, 2007
Get the Smoke 'n Strokemug. The act of burping and then blowing the burp into someone else's face, so that they may enjoy your lunch/choice of alcohol/stomach acid too.
Man #1: That chili at lunch was wicked. Here taste.
(Man burps and blows in his friend's face.)
Man #2: That chili was spicy. Go Burp n blow Connie from Accounting, you can make her cry. She hates spicy food.
(Man burps and blows in his friend's face.)
Man #2: That chili was spicy. Go Burp n blow Connie from Accounting, you can make her cry. She hates spicy food.
by Mike On a Boat February 22, 2010
Get the Burp n blowmug. by Ralf April 25, 2005
Get the poot n scootmug. 
noun;
Refers to a session of masturbation
-Usually preceeded by the setting of said masturbation session
Refers to a session of masturbation
-Usually preceeded by the setting of said masturbation session
Jordan was bored during school, so he went for a bathroom yank n spank.
Jordan couldn't sleep, so he went for a 2 A.M. yank n spank.
Jordan was feeling far too aroused after reading the Vogue magazine, so he went for a Barnes and Noble yank n spank.
To kill time during the airplane ride, Jordan went for a 30,000 foot high yank n spank.
Jordan couldn't sleep, so he went for a 2 A.M. yank n spank.
Jordan was feeling far too aroused after reading the Vogue magazine, so he went for a Barnes and Noble yank n spank.
To kill time during the airplane ride, Jordan went for a 30,000 foot high yank n spank.
by Mikey W October 20, 2006
Get the yank n spankmug. person one: hey, you seemed to enjoy yourself last night.
person two: yah , me and johnny gave her the In n out Burger last night.
person two: yah , me and johnny gave her the In n out Burger last night.
by thinnoutburgerman June 7, 2009
Get the in n out burgermug.