squirrel

That one kid in class that never gets their work done. Usually uses the phrases; 'bruh' 'your mom' and 'oop'.

Squirrel get back to work. What are doing? not your work.

Who spilled the water everywhere? Squirrel did.

What's up Squirrel? Back at it again.

by bruuuski November 7, 2019

Flying squirrel shot

A guy pulls his scrotum out to create a well to which liquor is poured into and a lucky person is chosen to empty the well and clean the "shot" glass

Adam has a perfectly crafted scrotum for delivering a huge flying squirrel shot

by Markyed November 13, 2019

Squirreling

When a guy puts his whole ballsack in a girls vagina.

Squirreling my girl is the best! Just hide my nuts all up in it!

by DrivefastEatass21 November 22, 2019

Squirrel

A male (usually) who hooks up with with the only goal in mind to get his nutt and leaves after without satisfying their partner.

Person 1: How was the dick appointment last night?
Person 2: My man was a squirrel. He got his but and left after one lousy round. I didn’t even get my nutt.

by @cajanpowder March 26, 2019

fluffy squirrel

A mans hairy ball that is sticking outside of his Speedo swimsuit.

Look at that fluffy squirrel!

by Twitchytazz March 30, 2019

Squirrel Spaghetti

When a man who has diarrhea shats in a woman's pubes while slapping her with a Moby large.

Bro did you see that video of the Squirrel Spaghetti last night?!

by Oji Jiggy March 31, 2019

scared the squirrel

when someone jumps boundaries in a relationship (romantic, sexual, or friendship) prematurely, causing the other person to back away, or, in more extreme cases, leave the relationship altogether. It's the equivalent of holding an acorn in your hand and trying to lure a squirrel out of a tree, then waving your arms wildly in the air and scaring the squirrel back up the tree.

I haven't even met the guy yet, and he's emailing me that it's going to be hard to focus on our dinner because he'll be too busy getting 'lost in my eyes.' There won't be any dinner. He just scared the squirrel.

by Steven Herraiz December 23, 2019