Dick Pound

Slang used in bed to represent the large surface area of the male genital to communicate to females of the large one pound male genital.

Kate: (hot young blonde) "Hi what can I give you for the day."
Jaek: "I would like the hot young blondie."
Kate: "Stoooooop it."
Jaek: "No seriously, I want that hot blondie oyu know the drink you know."
Kate: "How would you like it?"
Jaek: "One pound cup with a sprinkle of cream, just like mah dick pound."
*she blushes*

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pound grab

The awkward fist pound vs. high five attempt, when the latter realizes too late what is going on, so they instead wrap their open hand around a closed fist.

I tried to congratulate him on that strike, but he totally pound grabbed me...

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Penny For A Pound

1. An example of poor customer service by an apathetic bartender;

Being the only person/group of people stood at the bar waiting to be served while the bartender/dosy blonde barmaid is checking his/her e-mails and/or facebook, completely oblivious to his/her waiting patrons.

Steve: "Barkeep, oh barkeep... We're in need of some intoxicants... STAT!"

Sarah: "Tell me about it. Ya Can't get a penny for a pound round 'ere mate!"

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It's Pounding Time

A Term Used by Sasquatch that consists of trying to pound something ending in either failure or a Mechana-Disaster

This is taking too long. IT'S POUNDING TIME!

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The British Pound

Our lord and saviour and leader of the universe.
His penis is gargantuan and his ass is huge.

The Queen: my god my legs have never shaked so hard after a night of fluster bluster like that.
Jake: that was splendid indeed
The Queen: let me examine The British Pound again young man

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