Piss polish

The art of taking a piss on the left behind turds stuck to the side of the toilet bowl, in hopes of removing them.

Hey man I just piss polished your toilet. It was a battle, but I got them all.

by Turd polisher #1 May 15, 2024

The Polish Tikka Masala

To puke in a toilet while defecating in your hand, then taking the shit and slamdunking it in the puked in toilet

Alec was drunk one night to the point of needing to puke whilst also having to take a dump. In angst he rushed to the bathroom while only having one of the two options, shit in toilet puke in hands, or shit in hand and puke in toilet then to slam dunk the shit over puked in toilet, not allowing for meere defeat over ones bowel movement, but to grab the fecal infested shit in his hand like a bolt of lighting and smite it all over the puked in toilet and thus creating The Polish Tikka Masala

by Ekki Palli May 8, 2025

polish ea

Polish ea is like the sex postion 69. but exept two average sized people its two dwarfs. The polish ea postion includes biting the other person genitals visa/versa

polish ea

by minecraft bruv October 5, 2019

Polish Hand Grenade

A solid shit that is propelled out of your butthole by a stream of hot diarrhea.

Haley was so mad at the barista she unleashed a Polish Hand Grenade at the bathroom walls.

by kungfumelissa January 17, 2021

polish mace

When someone smells or looks so bad your eyes burn

That sweaty mexican looks like polish mace

by beaudrox September 19, 2016

Polish accordion

When a man without foreskin puts the head of his penis in another man's foreskin.

I gave him the best polish accordion for his birthday!

by Dudebro420 April 2, 2017

Polish Twinkie

When you you unexpectedly jizz inside your pants and you need to hide it.

Dude, I got a lap dance and she was so good I was carrying around a Polish Twinkie

by GirthBrooks2001 September 28, 2023