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Crab Thursday

IT IS NOT REAL FELIX AND YOU HAVE TO ADMIT IT PLEASE STOP
Crab Thursday is not fucking real
by Kaitheenby February 20, 2024
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mess of crabs

Megan has done gone and given Donny a whole mess of crabs
by red kong July 6, 2014
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slaper crab

oh are you also subscribed to slaper crab?
by Rbfroyo May 11, 2022
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Mr crabs

Oh boo hoo let me play a sad song for you on the worlds smallest violin - Mr Crabs
by Theunknownrandomguy February 25, 2020
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Crab Style

Noun

1. Coitus while crabwalking.
2. The act of fornication while belly up on all fours. Similar to Doggy Style.
I was kind of nervous at first when the prostitute contortionist asked me if I had ever done it crab style.
by billebllunt December 8, 2013
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Crab Crack

Having a "Crab Crack" is when your ill fitting underwear rides up your arse crack, and you have to pinch them back into position using a crab pincher form with your hand.
"Hold on a second! I've got to stop walking, I have a bad case of Crab Crack!"
by PiggyFucboi October 2, 2017
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Crab-Nation

A leased nation consisting of gun wielding crabs. They are mostly harmless but some may have a super aggressive personality when it comes to competing in WWE as track stars. Don't get too attached as they have a painful bite that in some rare cases can give you blue balls! However if you do succeed in "taming" them, you shall be rewarded with karma, and we all know their karma is a substitute for BDSM.
Crab-nation is much better than the UK, just look them up they gun wield and compete in WWE!!
by Eddie#2753 February 16, 2022
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