slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway

Literally, slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway.

Why the fuck is my computer slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway!?

by DancingWolfs December 12, 2013

softer than the fur on a new born colt

slang for describing a womans incredibly soft skin.

Her skin is softer than the fur on a new born colt.

by get gettin November 18, 2015

finer than corn silk

adjective phrase

1. incredibly hot or sexy
2. i-want-to-bend-you-over-the-desk-right-now sexy

Mona: How do I look?
Dick: Damn, girl, you finer than corn silk!

by Pablo DiAblo October 9, 2016

tired than a mud

Being tired than a motherfucker. An abbreviation for "motherfucker".

I'm tired than a mud

by Mrkingjoc September 11, 2016

Thicker than your average snicker

You use this term when you don't want to be racist and use the word Nigger

Also defines you as a really thick guy

"I am thicker than the average snicker my man" "Thicker than your average snicker"

by HughMong October 12, 2016

Thicker than your average snicker

You use this term when you don't want to be racist and use the word Nigger

Also defines you as a really thick guy

"I am thicker than the average snicker my man" "Thicker than your average snicker"

by HughMong October 12, 2016

madder than a box of cats

This is a commonly used phase when describing a "very angry" person or person acting in a "crazy manner".

For example My boss was madder than a box of cats when he didn't get his monthly report on time

or My mum was madder than a box of cats with my dad on Friday.

by Karenyo May 12, 2016