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Turkey Timer has popped 

To be past one's prime; no longer desirable or relevant, AND be oblivious to the fact.

Related expressions include "His ship has sailed", "old news", "yesterday's potatoes".
"Did you hear Chevy Chase is getting a new show this fall?"

"No way, man... talk about a guy whose turkey timer has popped."

turkey neck tug 

when one sticks his penis in the fat region of another males neck until he ejaculates on his neck
"Dude, my dick is so raw after frank gave me the good ol turkey neck tug"

turkey assassin

a name acquired by killing many wild turkeys with your bare hands
dude tim the turkey assassin totally punched that turkey dead.

Turkeypalooza 

The day before Thanksgiving. Term coined in 2010 by the band Along Those Lines. An annual live show of the same name accompanies the day at Jammin Java in Vienna, VA.
I'm going to hear some great music on Turkeypalooza.
Turkeypalooza by C-Mos Def November 28, 2010

TURKEY JACKED

THE ART OF STEALING SOMEONES TURKEY EARLY THANKSGING MORNING BEFORE THEY ARE AWAKE WILE LEAVING A NOTE TO HAVE THANKS GIVING ELSEWERE.
I WOKE UP TO START COOKING THE TURKEY ONLY TO FIND A NOTE IN THE FREZZER THAT SAYES GO TO AUNT BETTYS FOR THANKS GIVING .I WAS TURKEY JACKED.
TURKEY JACKED by STEVENHDM November 24, 2011

Nigerian Turkey Lover 

Reference for someone who is annoying or 'a real piece of work.'
Your friend steals your pen when you are writing an in depth letter and you say, 'quite being such a nigerian turkey lover.'