5 english pounds

Five English Pounds is a not with a £ and a 5 on it used for buying stuff
by EnglishDefinitions October 26, 2017
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short pound

When 12oz is referred to as a "pound" instead of the proper 16oz.
~ Can you pick me up a pound of coffee?
- Nope, all the bags are only 12oz.

~ I guess a short pound will have to do :(
by MrOwl98168 February 8, 2019
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Find a side that's brighter than bad
Stick it out but never get mad
No control, no plans
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

It never gives, not what you want
Falling short just defining my sort
Scared to fail, scared of success
Never take less
Is this really what you want?
Don't aim too high or they'll cut you right back
Feel like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Keep them dumb, keep them numb, keep them ripped
Paid the money then they syphon the slip
Think you're flying but they're bluffing the hand
An empty promise from a selfish brat

Every lesson that's ever been taught
Never learn comes undone just as quick its learnt
Told to trust, surrounded by a system of fraud
Doused in gas, set on fire now watch me burn
by V8sforlife July 31, 2023
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Lemon pound Cakery

The act of cops entering homes and stealing the residents possessions.
Daylight lemon pound cakery! They busted by house and stole my wad of cash under my damned nose, and ate my mammas cake!
by Alicatz March 27, 2023
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Pound

1) Money in United Kingdom ( UK )

2) Word used by gay people, generally bottoms to say "please fuck my ass" replaced by "please pound my ass" meaning it in a more "hard" way.
- Yo mate, look at this 3 pound ma motha gayve meh

- Ohh that's cheeky mate

- Mhh... oh yeah pound me harder daddy
- Alright babagril
by Da_Frenchie June 16, 2023
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Upside down pound cake

When you assert dominance over a petite chick and turn her upside down and then proceed to pound her.
He just walked in and grabbed her up and put her in the upside down pound cake.
by Xrayted May 23, 2019
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Apple pound

I caught my brother apple pounding a 17 year old apple pie
by Tremdom January 28, 2025
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