A phrase used in the sentimental Lorde song of the same name to describe dreaming, ruminating, overthinking or confusion. A nail salon is a place where you sit quietly, often reflecting on your thoughts. In the song, Lorde asks herself whether she's thinking clearly or just high and confused. Really fucking deep.
Conversation In Your Head:
Thought 1: "Does Jack like me?"
Thought 2: "Maybe you're just stoned at the nail salon. You should learn to love yourself before you love anyone else."
Thought 1: "Does Jack like me?"
Thought 2: "Maybe you're just stoned at the nail salon. You should learn to love yourself before you love anyone else."
by cryingraccoon July 26, 2021
Get the stoned at the nail salonmug. A Swedish term you telling someone to not blame another person for their actions when they do the same thing themselves.
"-Why didn't he use the blinker when he changed lane?
-Hey, don't throw a stone in a glashouse now."
-Hey, don't throw a stone in a glashouse now."
by Cocaininyourvein May 15, 2016
Get the throw a stone in a glashousemug. 
Get the stone church boymug. Not having loot. None. Especially when the state of being stone cold broke is not typical for the individual who finds themself stove cold broke.
by New York Knifedealer June 22, 2018
Get the Stone cold brokemug. by obiWanTwoThree August 25, 2018
Get the Mexican Kidney Stonemug. by Breh boy February 16, 2017
Get the stone cold cotemug. eric: we had to come up with something that stood for STP, so we did stone temple pilots, which has no meaning. barely even sounds cool.
by rilesworth July 24, 2006
Get the stone temple pilotsmug.