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kissing grandma

Taking a hit of a DMT vape pen, that is, inhaling thermally vaporized N,N-Dimethyltryptamine. In its pure, unadulterated format, DMT has an unmistakable taste similar to the characteristic smell of bad breath or, to some degree, the smell of human feces. It is a structural analogue of tryptamine which is, in turn, a metabolite of tryptophan, an amino acid in many foods.

Whether in the mouth (as part of halitosis or "bad breath") or in the human gut as part of the process of digestion, bacteria break down tryptophan into molecules called indoles, which are a pair of fused benzene and pyrrole rings that form the molecular core structure of N,N-Dimethyltryptamine, tryptamine, and tryptophan. (the double-ring twofer is also the backbone of other important chemicals like melatonin and serotonin, which may explain why food can influence your mood or make you sleepy). Indoles, one of which is called "skatole" because it specifically exists in shit, are particularly foul-smelling chemicals that contribute to the smell of bad breath and feces.

DMT is an entheogenic, psychedelic, and hallucinogenic drug that is structurally and functionally analogous to other psychedelic tryptamines like psilocybin (a.k.a. magic mushrooms), bufotenin, and others, and shares structural similarity with melatonin and serotonin. Because of its rapid onset and rapid action (lasting usually only a few minutes), it is the preferred substance for brief trips into hyperspace.
Noah languidly emerged from the bedroom with a distant grin on his face. "Sorry," he murmured slowly as the hyperbolic rubberband snapped him gently back into normal space-time after a dimension-bending jaunt through nonlinear space. "we were just... you know. Kissing grandma."

"God, that shit is so nasty," Tyler said, coming out after him.
by zorsnacks February 5, 2023
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Kiss-drunk

Kiss drunk is basically a kiss so good it leaves you in a daze to where you feel drunk, sort of like the term pussy drunk
Dude have you seen Jason’s face? He’s totally kiss-drunk from that girl that kissed him earlier..
by Pussyboyslay May 13, 2023
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Vampires Kiss

When a guy eats a girl out while she’s on her period.
“Omg, did you hear? Apparently, Tom gave Jessica a Vampires Kiss the other day. She was super freaked out!”
by A Mistake on God’s part February 12, 2020
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zipper kiss

When one's penis or pubic hair gets caught in a zipper, and pinches.
"Oh man, I was just peeing so hardcore and when I finished, I got a zipper kiss."
by cadaverefiore July 26, 2012
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Carpet Kiss

when you’re going doggy on the floor and the bottom gets rug burn on their face.
Did you and Ben hook up last night?”
“Yeah, he totally gave me a carpet kiss!”
by bigmamadearest May 7, 2018
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hipster kiss

The action of two bespectacled folks clicking the corner their thick frames together when actually kissing would be too faux pas.
Eleanor and Jude were on their first date at the rowdy bar downtown. When Jude bought her a PBR, she leaned in to kiss him, then rethought it after acknowledging their surroundings and instead tapped the corner of her plastic glasses against his in a hipster kiss.
by annabeerigby December 28, 2009
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Sloppy Kiss

1. Noun - a kiss given of wet or very moist lips.

2. Noun - Kissing someone with liquor in the mouth and swapping said liquor.
Raymond loves giving sloppy kisses with those minors.
by ShaunAnakin March 25, 2009
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