Swag Swinger

One who ties their swag to a stick and whips it around in a circle-like fashion.

Joe just tied his swag to a stick and performed the "swag swinger" move. Unfortunately, people named Joe have no swag, and he looked like a fool with a stick.

by TheTStopper November 30, 2011

Swag Dag

A person who is abnormally high levels of swag.

(Guy1) dude have you heard about Kyle??
(Guy2) yea he's swag dag.

by Keenbutterbean October 5, 2016

Slag Swag

Any clothing that can be construed as "Slutty" or clothing that is commonly worn by sluts.

Person 1: Wow her clothes are see through
Person 2: SLAG SWAG!

Example 2:
Person 1: God damn those heels are tall as fuck
Person 2: SLAG SWAG!

by Marcomexican January 1, 2012

SWAG AT MATH

sex with andrew garfield and tobey maguire and tom holland

it would be a dream come true
hot girls think about swag at math 24/7

by stargirlinterlude21 February 24, 2022

swag money

someone who is so fucking swag that swag isnt enough to describe them and the suffix money must be added because of just how fucking swag they are
they are so swag that their balls dont produce cum they just produce SWAG

bart mccracking: i'm the swaggiest person on earth. no one can beat my swag
waybama: LICK MY BALLS BERT IM SWAG MONEY

by ClinkClinkBitch January 20, 2021

Swag Traditions

Traditions and holidays related to swag and swag activities

Person 1: Yo, does your family have swag traditions
Person 2: Yes, on Christmas we swag
Person 1: Swag
Person 2: Swag

by TheGoldenGorilla April 19, 2021

Dumpster Swag

White trash people who use swag as an excuse for not giving two shits about how completely idiotic they sound or look in any public society or environment. Where acting like an independent moron is seen as being "cool". However, most likely independent is the last thing they'll ever be considered as, because of all of our tax payer dollars that will be going to waste towards welfare checks that'll be sent out to support all the "prom-night" dumpster baby mothers and fathers that won't stop popping out unfortunate children from their scum-ridden-condom-dissolving-cuntasaurus-douchedicks, to be raised under the teachings of dumpster swag.

IE; "You from de soth?? #lol #OnFacebook #buttsex" "What's with the hash tag down syndrome on facebook? And why can't you use proper grammar in anything you say or post?" "IDGAF (I don't give a fuck) I do want I what! YOU Dnt like it, You facebook #dewete me, #imafuckingmoron" "wow... You must be one giant scum-ridden-condom-dissolving-cuntasaurus-douchedick, huh?" "SWAG bch!?" -.- "Dumpster Swag".

by dafuqIsWrongWithPpl February 3, 2013