cooter stamp

The unique imprint left by a vagina. Similar to a fingerprint. No two individuals have the same stamp.

God I hope I didn't leave a cooter stamp.

by Logan Howell, Sam Bilyeu May 9, 2008

story stamp

a blunt way of telling someone they made their story too freakin long... when they add a lot of unneeded info added in once they realize their story only sounded good in their head

talker: "so i went to the store and saw him...blah blah...uneeded info....yadda yadda..so i said hi!"
you: "STORY STAMP" ...geeze!

by yaddamoneyraid03 May 19, 2008

Orchid Stamp

The female version of a mushroom stamp; when a woman places her vagina on a person's forehead, leaving a mark where her vagina had been.

I woke up this morning to my girlfriend giving me an orchid stamp! It was hot but kinda weird...

by honeytiger May 6, 2009

Girl Stamp

The footprint on the passenger side windshield from a girl.

Friend: "Dude i totally got a girl stamp."
Other friend: "Niiice!"

by Steel Buckeye November 12, 2011

Salmon Stamp

The act of slapping someone on the forehead with the bottom side of the head of your penis after facial ejaculation. The bottom side of your penis looks like the neck of a salmon, hence the term "salmon stamping".

Salmon Stamp a girl on the forehead after facial ejaculation

by ladge123 October 6, 2012

choochie stamps

When a girlfriend's lazy ass can't keep a job and mooches off her boyfriend.

Emmy was too ashamed to apply for welfare, so she went the choochie stamps route instead.

by Cousin Eddy March 4, 2013

Clit stamp

A way to pay for things with your clit. This form of payment will occur in the future when money is no longer useful. One would squat down onto an object to pay for something with genetic DNA from your clitoral juices. The person being paid may do as they wish with said form of payment.

That will cost you one clit stamp please.

by UnicornMeat May 19, 2014