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stiffy

a person that has a slow working brain and usually dont get things after 1hr-7days
do you have a stiffy????
by Anonymous October 14, 2003
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Stiffy Flakes

The pooey remains that have dried up and are starting too fall off your nob after giving someone anal
Dude Last week i gave Yo mum anal, my shower broke and i ended up leavin stiffy flakes on my nans carpet
by BassManNat August 15, 2008
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chone sniffer

a person who sniffs anothers underoos
Dexter sniffs my underoos!! That damn chone sniffer!!!!
by Lickfest June 16, 2003
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monkey sniffer

A Monkey Sniffer is someone who likes to smell a monkey's bottom.
Also known as an offence term for a person.
by gee man September 25, 2005
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cork-sniffer

weiner smeller
someone who has seen one up close
you's the biggest cork-sniffer i've ever seen!
by Bert843 July 18, 2007
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smiffed

to get owned.

usually followed with the word 'shame!'
mr.scott got smiffed last week.
by GEE:) December 29, 2007
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carpet sniffer

A carpet sniffer is usually an older woman who is all about that hairy puss.

"Hey Tim, did you bang that milf?"
"Nah man, dat hoe's a carpet sniffer"
"Hey Tim, did you bang that milf?"
"Nah man, dat hoe's a carpet sniffer"
by Sc8rboi69420 October 2, 2017
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