Shakespeare Shoes

A pair of shoes which are hella pointy or look like they're from the 1800s.

"Boy look at that lady's shoes Why are they so old and pointy"
"I know right... she's got Shakespeare shoes "

by [e-mail] November 2, 2017

snakesma

a person who holds a professional RN license yet runs away when things are about to go south. A snakesma always knows when to hide from sick patients and slithers away because they are incompetent

That snakesma seen the cardiac arrest coming a mile away

by C89865876dkeksld June 2, 2018

Snakes

A person mostly who talks a lot of shit and person who pretends their your best friend but talks mad shit about you but doesn’t do anything

Snakessss

by Poo poo head forever June 9, 2018

Stages of a Relationship

The different stages of a relationship. A method of predicting what stage a relationship is at, or for determining when a relationship will form, end etc.

These stages are always changing and new stages are always emerging, therefore the stages include but are not limited to:
- Genesis Stage
- Midpoint Stage
- Advancement Stage
- Turbulence Stage
- Decline Stage

Professor Love Dickinanus: I knew they would break up, I predicted it!
Colleague: How? How did you know that they would break up around this time?
Professor Love Dickinanus: I noticed tension between them when they started dating, so I used my method called the Stages of a Relationship to determine when their relationship would cease to exist.

by ProfessorGOD August 29, 2018

StokeS the MC

"StokeS the MC is like a hilarious hurricane in the body of a man. He's quick on his feet, can read the vibe of an audience and can whip even the most disgruntled room into a frenzy. He's made for this gig"

We needed an amazing MC so we hired StokeS the MC obviously! We found him on @StokestheMC on Instagram.

by Smarter Choice October 19, 2018

snakes

A snake is a person that is only trying to defend themselves with their poison. everybody goes into survival mode sometimes, just like the snake. Usually they don't bite you unless you mess with them first. Watch more animal planet. Learn more shit.

The snakes bit back when that person grabbed their tail.

by poopballs5000 December 9, 2018

Snakes

A “snake” is a person who is usually fake (mostly they are girls). Snakes pretend to be your friend by going behind your back taking shit about you to other people or your enemy.

“Look at them snakes. They ain’t slick.”

by colddxnise February 23, 2019