splishi

Splishi is some dope shit

Can you hit me up splishi

by Nikki sickly dick June 17, 2016

split my eggs

when you fail at something very hard and you can't do anything about it and you feel like ending it all

Guy #1: yo, you got that coffee we ordered man?
Guy #2: yea its right here *DROPS COFFEE* Oh Darn it
Guy #1: you really split the eggs this time, man
Guy #2 yea I guess I split my eggs

by SenpaiMilk January 20, 2017

split the pan

To defecate (shit).

"Jesus, you should have seen the size of that turd I just let out, it split the pan!"

by Mortiis February 7, 2017

splittin' tiddies

Waisting time

Jim was totally splittin' tiddies when he masturbated instead of doing his calculus homework

by Turtler April 20, 2017

slitsickle

A girl with a large crack thAt sucks good cock

I can't call my wife a slut so I call her a slitsickle.

by Ryajerk May 19, 2017

Splittered

When someone hits on you but you way to good for them

Wow I just splittered that dawg

by Hammydiys1738 July 7, 2017

Splito

When people have splitted personality in no course of time according to situations.

You ' re such a Splito...one second you are something and other at another second.

by vingerla April 18, 2018