The Spider Monkey

while making out with a girl, you pull both her ears while simultaneously blowing into her mouth, thus making her face look like a monkey.

“how was it with alisha last night?”
“it was tremendous, i hit her with that spider monkey yurr”

“what is the spider monkey?”
“it’s when you blow air in your girls mouth while pulling her ears, it’s totally nuts!”

by mondocrunk May 23, 2022

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Homework Spider

A spider who eats your video games if you don’t do all your homework

Sorry, guys I can’t play COD tonight. The homework spider ate my copy. Should have done that essay last night.

by Ocean Goblin December 29, 2020

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Spider man wank

When ones wearing pair of dirty knickers on his face as a mask while wanking

Look at Andy having a spider man wank daddy

by Big dick Ernie November 22, 2021

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The Golden Spider

This man is the star of many twelve year olds wet dreams, and the king of gaming, people who reject this definition are most likely old paedophiles that don't like him...

Me: Check out The Golden Spider's newest video!
Him: It's just a bunch of gaming videos, there all the same...

by Buttingboii321 October 24, 2018

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