Spider-Man

A kid who wears a Spider-Man mask to school every day for no reason other than that he can

“Hey Mike, did you see Spider-Man walking around at lunch?”

“Oh you mean Jack, the kid with the Spider-Man mask?”

by Tartarus7091 October 13, 2022

Homework Spider

A spider who eats your video games if you don’t do all your homework

Sorry, guys I can’t play COD tonight. The homework spider ate my copy. Should have done that essay last night.

by Ocean Goblin December 29, 2020

Sluty spider stick

Slang for stripper pole

Damn did you see that bitch on the Sluty spider stick she really did look like a spider at times

by Hobbytown9802 January 31, 2022

spider-man

best superhero ever

friendly neighborhood spider-man

by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 11, 2023

Spider fluffer

A person employed in the pornographic spider industry to keep the spiders aroused

My coworker is a real spider fluffer

by Spider fluffer May 17, 2022

Zoumbie Spider

A Zoumbie spider is like a spider but has human limbs. They live in a place called kalexland. This is we’re all the spiders live, back in 2019 when kales started there were Zoumbies and the spiders were there pets but in 2022 the zoumbies died and were eventually phased out. Now the spiders rule kalexland. Some of the most notable spiders are Peez Mcgregor, and cake wars Meadowvale. But cake wars said “seezie all Mcgregor’s” which if you don’t know seezie is like the f word in kalexland so cake wars is practically irrelevant.

Peez. The main Zoumbie spider in kalexland everyone loves him

by Alexdamoose June 27, 2025

Spider

Eche

Eche is such a freaken spider

by Knowledge102 February 24, 2020