Shart

1. When trying to force out a fart, you suddenly get more than you bargained for. Often this results in the need to immediately ditch your now-soiled underwear.

2. Trying to fart, but, instead, first you do it, then you say it.

While waiting for her mother to get out of the store, little Becky sharted in her car seat. Her mother drove all the way home wondering what the hell the smell was.

Joe was trying to force a fart when suddenly he sharted, and the place began to stink. "Oh shit, it's shit!" exclaimed Joe, as he ran out the side door to go home and change his underwear.

by Kalisiin June 12, 2010

shart

when a dude / dudette shits and farts at the sametime Shit + Fart = shart

dude i just sharted in my trousers...

by Tego May 13, 2005

samrt

Smart, but lazy; often mispelling words and getting them confused.

A smart but lazy person.

"Wow, you are really smart, but you can't spell worth crap. Therefor, you are samrt."

by blackhawk301 January 5, 2005

shart shooter

Extreme accuracy when sharting (shitting while farting.) Bending over and aiming at a target is considered general competition, while squatting in front of a fan and letting the wind blow your shart onto the target is considered advanced shart shooting.

Tina: "Ok! I'm laying down on the ground. Ready!"
Strom: "Fan is on 'high'. Here comes this afternoon's chinese buffet."
Tina: "Holy fuck. I can't breathe! You got my eyes and nose plugged up! Now that's some shart shooting!"
Strom: "I'm your shart shooter, bitch."

by Reggie Dunlop July 19, 2007

Shart Shield

An absorbent material placed inside the underwear or between the butt cheeks to catch and absorb an unexpected shart.

"Man, I was at the mall today and I squeaked out a fart, which then resulted in a shart. Good thing I was wearing my Shart Shield!"

by Horray4Sharts October 17, 2009

Shart

To accidentally "shit yourself" when you fart.

Sorry man..... i think i Sharted myself.

by dvdsarescary July 26, 2010

Ninja Shart

The act of releasing a ninja fart, but you also shit your pants without making a sound. It is a disgusting and the most foul smell and completely silent. They usually smell like a bag full of diapers tossed into a tire fire. The Ninja Shart also shows no reaction by the flatulent bastard. A silent but deadly Shart! Basically a nuclear bomb of crop dusting innocent bystanders, and shitting your pants while no one hears a thing.

Jon- Today is a good day.
Tiffany- Ahhh, Yes it is,

(ninja shart occurs)
Jon- Hey, wait a sec... what is that god awful smell, I can almost taste it.. Ohhh yep, I can definitely taste it.. (dry heaving)
Tiffany- Ohhh no, I just Ninja Sharted.
Jon- Ohhh god no, I didn't even hear it.. Ahh, I have to go puke!!

by Runswith2beers March 8, 2013