Santa

Gin-soaked pedophile

ex:

Matt was acting like such a santa the other day my 5 year old nephew started crying when he asked if he wanted to sit on his lap.

by Fucktarded Scarecrow December 30, 2009

Santa

Santa is an old man, and wears red and white. He has a thick, white beard because he forgot to shave it. He breaks into your house, delivering presents for good boys and girls. Whilst he breaks into your house, he steals the mince pies and your dad's beer, making him obese, before creeping up to the children's room to creep on them sleeping, and fills their stockings. He must be a stalker, due to the fact, he knows wear you live, your name, and whether you have been good or not. Santa has three hoes, unlike Tiger woods.

"Santa, please may I have a pony?" "Ho. Ho. Ho. Merry Christmas ____! You have been a good little girl haven't you? Let me help myself to some of your beer, thanks."

by failingsuccess December 20, 2010

santa

I am santa. I tell all the girls to sit on santa's lap and we'll talk about what ever pops up.

Dirty boy in a santa outfit trying to score.

by Santa Clause January 16, 2004

santa

None of you have any idea about what Santa Claus really is. He was a robot created in the 24th century to decide if people have been naughty or nice and distribute presents accordingly. His standards were set too high so now he goes on a rampage every Christmas killing innocent citizens. The only person he has ever seen as "nice" was Dr. Zoidberg. Once, Bender helped him on one of his rampages.

Your missletoe is no match for my T.O.W. missle!

by Elitist January 4, 2004

Santa Claus

While pile driving a girl in the ass, you pull out her tampon and whip her back and yell "Go Dasher and Dancer".

I was banging my first cousin and yelled "Go Dasher and Dancer". Then I yelled...I'm Santa Claus Bitch!!!

by Wave Esther Nails February 2, 2010

santa

that whore in the madonna song that i sing quite well in her voice.. i look like a slut when i sing it, too, so i REALLY got it down..

notice down below that she wants santa to come down her chimney. *cough* whore *cough*

i mean cmon, you have to be a whore to fuck santa. just think of all the dirty lil kids that sit on his lap in the mall and infect him with all their gross lil germs and slobber that they dont clean off their hands.

santa baby.. slip a sable under the tree, for me.. ive been an awful good girl, santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

by simizzle robizzle, my nizzle. January 1, 2004

santa

Benevelont cartoon character developed by Coca Cola in the early 1900's to help sell children into life-long product devotion. The secret ingredient is not inside the can of "soft drink", it is in the security all Santa devotees feel within themselves when they see the red and white coloring on the outside of the Coca Cola product. Empires are built from the water out.

"Forget oil, people are dying for Coca Cola and the big fat red guy they invented named Santa."

by Satan Clause December 25, 2003